lord stock

we outside

the hippie from the cover of this storie was at a grocceriety store and he was vibin so fucking hard to under pressaure and he first masturbated to david bowie when he was 3 

his dad at the age of 4 gave him his first gram , he was livid he was beyond gay for that herb, his mama was shook ,

so much shook that his mama , his mama was named beth 

anyway so the mama was so shook that he kicked out her little fag son

he had legally changed his name to the hippie ,, it was a house hold name after all 

the hippie was at the grocccerry store picking up some sandwhich meat because hee was hungryy , he had only one slice of bread left (that poor bugger anyways)

he went down the big ol meats aiel

when this man came up to the hippie and offered some big koch meats

fresh from the deli

the stoned fucking hippie was like ouuuuuuuuuuuu

where is it from?

the deli man said aunt jamimas ass crust

the big ol sweet ladae was looking at her publishes , she was very proud of herself for getting one full sentence on the book 

it was the first time for her

the hippie 

had bought the big meats and went holmes

enola holmes (;

     to be continued

by 

aka chloe cocks