Chapter 30

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1 whole month later,

Blaire's Point of view :

It's been a month since the hospital incident and it's been kinda of  been a whirlwind of emotions.

I released my 4th album called money can't fix love and it's a massive success, josh and I were both ok. We have really been doing much as I've been so busy but I finally have a week off so I'm thinking of inviting him to my house and we can chill anyway.

Right now I'm backstage for Spill your guts or fill your guys with James Corden.

Jc ( James cordon)

Jc: And here we announced for our special guest for our infamous spill your guts or fill your guts is ...... Blaire hall.

I walked out in

Outfit:

Outfit:

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Hair:

And only wore mascara and lipstick

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And only wore mascara and lipstick.

Jc- hello blaire, are u excited .

He hugged me

Bl- well as excited as I can be with the possible thought of eating a bull penis.

The crowd laughed at my comment

Jc- well let's get started.

He introduced the food which included:

Bird saliva,
Cod sperm,
Bull penis,
Cow tongue,
Salmon smoothie,
Thousand year old eggnog,
Grasshopper
And last but not least
Cow blood and pork tongue jelly.

Jc- blaire, is anything you would like to eat!?

Bl- well I mean no

Jc- ok then, I'll go first!

He picked Cow tongue as my food
He then picked up a card , read it then laughed.

Jc- So Blaire, you have been in a lot of romantic films such as the kissing booth as Elle, five feet apart as Stella, To all the boys I've loved before and all it's sequels as Lara- Jean and the Spider-Man movies as Mj. Am I right?

Bl- yes I have

Jc- well rate these boys kisses :Noah Centineo, Tom Holland, Jacob Elordi and Cole Sprouse from best to worst.

Bl- James I hate you, umm boys I'm so story but.

Best I would say is
..
Tom,
Then it's Cole,
Then Jacob
Then Noah is last. Sorry

Jc- wow blaire I didn't think you would answer that.

I picked out bird saliva for him and asked him a question and where he had to rate the kardashian that he has had on his show and he actually drank the drink and he gagged straight after.

Jc- well that was horrible. Anyway I'll give you good ol' bull penis.

He then again picked up a card.

Jc- ohh this is juicy. Blaire, are you in a relationship right now with a famous person.

My heart dropped, I didn't want to eat the penis but at the same time I didn't want to mine and joshes relationship so I decided to...











Eat the penis.


I grabbed one and plopped it on my mouth. It tasted horrible but it was bearable.
I grabbed the water from the side table and drank only a 1/8 if it.

Jc- well blaire it's your turn to pick me something.

I picked the cod sperm. I then picked up a card and read the question.

Bl-so James you are from the uk aren't you?

Jc- yes why?

Bl- well which is better, the uk or the USA.

James literally grabbed the cod sperm and plopped it in his mouth.

  Jc- Right ok , I'll give you a blaire the 1000 year old eggnog and the question is........


Which songs on your newest album are about Tony Lopez? ( I don't like Tony matter of fact I hate him but started this story before the Tony minor thing happened but if you don't feel comfortable reading this part I completely understand)

The crowd ohhhed

Bl- ooo that's easy. But I wanna say this, I hate Tony and I don't have feelings for him, our relationship was super toxic and I wrote these songs over a year ago and never released them and I love them so the songs I wrote about mine and Tony's breakup are :

Good in Goodbye and Shout out my ex .

Jc- well people that's spill your guts or fill your guts with blaire hall over. I will see you tomorrow.

The curtain closed and James gave me a hug before leaving and I did the same.















1 hour later:




Joshes Point of View:

I was all alone in the sway house as the boys had gone away for the weekend but I didn't want to join them as I didn't want to leave Blaire all alone.


I was just chilling around until I got a message....


A/N:  songs on ep

I hope
You and Jennifer
Josslyn
Step on up
Princesses don't cry
Love me like you do
I'm gonna show you crazy
i hope ft charlie puth

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