Hawks: HE'S YOUR DAD
Dabi: yea why?
Hawks: imayodmaynithavehadswxwithyourdadandkissedyoursisiter......
Dabi: huh?
Hawks: I may or may not have had sex with your dad and kissed your sister.....
Dabi: *Takes a deep breath* I'm going to go "talk" with my dad k. Oh and when I get back you won't be able to walk for weeks. See ya later angel!!
Hawks: why is life so cruel?
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Hawks: why is tsukuyomi hurt?!
Dabi: I-UH-UMM..... may have used him as target practice....
Hawks: Tsu-chan cover your eyes and ears for a moment plzzzz
Tsu-chan: ok
Hawks: *proceeds too pull out a short sharp feather*
Let's play a game shall we?
Dabi: oh Shi-
5 minutes later
Hawks: That was fun right babe? Did you learn that your actions have consequences?
Dabi: *whimpers* yyyess babbe
The man was never to have kids ever again......
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Dabi: Give me one good reason I shouldn't roast you alive
Twice:.......I'll do your laundry heheh😃
Hawks: no sex for a month
Dabi: BUT BABE
Hawks: No buts
Dabi: Fine, * Turns too look at twice mouths * I'll get you back for this
Twice: * Audibly gulps*
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FanficIt's a book of one shots it will have fluff angst possible smut if I can actually write it🌝 Buckle up Hoes it's gonna be a wild ride 🏃🏾♀️💨 ART IS NOT MINE I CANNOT FIND THE ARTIST LEMME KNOW GUYS 🤠 ⚠️ I don't own my hero academia I only own my...
