Just some random incorrect quotes featuring the Cozy Clan!
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Chocobean: *sharpens knife* We have ways of making people talk.
Thief: *gulp*
Chocobean: *cuts the cake*
Thief: Ooh! Can I have some?
Beanie Blossom: Cake is for talkers.
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Beanie Princess: I am at a loss for words!
Beanie Boss: Oh boy–
*An hour later*
Beanie Boss: *to Beanie Mclee* Despite being at a loss for words, Princess yelled at me for 45 minutes straight.
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Beanie Blossom: Welcome to my first vlog in which I will try different hair products.
Beanie Blossom: *sprays hairspray into her mouth*
Beanie Blossom: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good.
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Beanie Blue: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Beanie Bisexual: Please, never become a surgeon.
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Beanie Bisexual: You're smiling. Did something good happen?
Beanie Boss: Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Chocobean: She saw Beanie Princess trip and fall in the parking lot.
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Beanie Blossom: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*
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The Clan: *stargazing*
Beanie Bisexual: Do you guys ever wonder about things?
The others: *in unison* No.
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Beanie Mclee: I screwed up big time.
Beanie Boss: Given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
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Beanie Princess: *on phone* Why are you calling me so late?
Beanie Blue: *looks at burning house* I've done something bad.
Beanie Princess: *sigh* Fine. Put the corpse on ice. I'm on my way.
Beanie Blue: No, no, no. Wait, why would I–
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Beanie Bisexual: *looks at messy kitchen* I hope you have a good explanation for this.
Beanie Blossom: Oh, we have three actually.
Chocobean: Pick a favourite!
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The Misadventures Of The Cozy Council
RandomA group of beanie wearing buddies who have no idea what they are doing. This group was co-founded by @LuckyBugBooks and @RubyRed883 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You've heard of the Cozy Clan, right? If you haven't then you better make yourselves familiar...
