First order of business: I'm not completely sexist. I'm not against every boy in human-kind, and I'm not a total die-hard feminist, or pesimistic.
I'm just a middle school girl who has been brokenfar too many times, by far too many idiot boys.
Hence, I, Madison Marie Jamesford, Declare a war, A battle of the sexes.
Welcome to Broken hearts club.
Those [girls] participating in this battle and/or club, must :
-Always meet friday night at dawn (Okay 9:30) by the willow tree in Gallagher park,
-Take no part in a social event/ date with a boy, including but not limited to Dances, Parties, Gatherings, And other such social outings.
-Ask the club leader [madison marie jamesford] foranyrule changeswhatsoever, and these said changes have to be within reason,
-Anyone in violation of these terms will face the utmost torturous punishment, Dating Melin sarchoski forat leastthree days, and possible beheading.
Signed,
M.J., Mei SeRin, Marnie Baxter, And Alyssa Fullerman
Alyssa Taped these inside every girl's locker during lunch.
They kind of made me be leader. I'm not really good with big responsibilty roles.
Which i guess is why I'm here.