Soft anime character head canons!^^🥰

Hisoka~ Head Canons!!!!!!

 He smells like bubble gum and fresh resin

Hisoka can recognize almost every single constellation. He uses them from time to time for navigation, but usually he just likes to sit under them and name them all, they calm him down

I imagine that he cuts his nails like once every year but you loveeeee is long nails 

He isn't a fan of horror movies, particularly gore. Not because it's scary, but just cause they look tacky. He can appreciate the realistic ones however

He claims he has no sensitive spots, but if you ever played with the spot behind his ears he might just melt into your hands for just a moment

 He's a fan of rom coms, but only to nitpick and point out everything wrong with the characters. Think he gonna just sit and watch a movie, nada. You got to listen to him explain why said move doesn't work

 When he was younger, he enjoyed people watching on public transport. He's also the type to smile at pregnant/old ladies and not offer his seat just to see their reaction 🙄🤚 

 He would have giant battle arenas for them, and he'll usually release the winners on the unfortunate soul who made him mad

He would make a sweet batch of bungiee gum and let you chew it like real gum then tease you by taking that same piece when he kissed you again 

Hisoka understands romantic gestures the same way peacocks understand why they spread their tail feathers, it's all just a grand show put on to attract a mate

On those rare occasions, he has his own ways to show you his appreciation, a side he only displays when you are more than just a toy to him, where he's careful, as if afraid that the mere act of holding you would make you break 

But they are just fragments of a whole, and he returns to being as unflappable as always