Friends and Best Friends

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These are some differences between friends and best friends.

1. When you put something on their hand (liquid, glue or anything else, no matter it's good or bad smell) and say, "try to smell it, it smells good!"
Friends: Ok, but what is this?
Best friends: What the f* are you putting on my hand!!!!

When you say "Don't smell, you'll die!"
Friends: You kind of bored... (Washing it away)
Best friends: Really?? Oh yeah... (Sniff... Sniff... Sniff...)

2. When you give them some food.
Friends: Oh thanks! You are good!
Best friends: What did you put inside? (Throwing the food back to you)

3. When you take(or ask) food from them.
From friends, you'll say
"Can I have some? Thanks!"
From best friends,
"Hey dude!!" (You take the food and walk away...)

4. When you fall down.
Friends: Oh... (And help you up.)
Best friends: Hahahaha!! (And urging others to look at you... Then only they will help you up... Dammit it's true!!)

5. How they greet you when they meet you.
Friends: Hi!
Best friends: Hey F* you, s-hall*!!

6. When it is your birthday.
Friends: Happy birthday! (Giving you a present.)
You: Thank you!!

Best friends: Hi! (Smiled slyly... And then 'aluba'*...)
You: Aaaaaaaa!!!!

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So, best friends are a group of people where they insult you and you insult them back. Everybody is insulting everyone together (what am I talking about?). However, the relation is not only unaffected, but stronger and stronger... (I'm not asking you to not to appreciate your friendship.)

This is best friend. When you are in trouble, they laugh. But then they will help you wholeheartedly, because they are your best buddies.

Appreciate that you have best friends.
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*Aluba, a campus activity popular among adolescent males, in which four boys lift up another boy by his arms and legs and make a show of pushing or rubbing his genitals against a pole-shaped object.
*In my opinion, bosom friend≠best friend*
*Sorry for too much vulgar words in this part... Sorry...*

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