i genuinely cannot believe i am doing this shit. I HAVE STUFF TO DO, I HAVE SCHOOLWORK, THERE ARE SO MANY PRODUCTIVE THINGS I NEED TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW but nope!
instead i'm spending my time manually transcribing the entire potato war series from technoblade's perspective.
if you're reading this for whatever reason, please give this a vote because this was actually difficult because i tried my absolute best to get it completely word perfect why the fUCK DID I SPEND MY TIME LIKE THIS MY GOD IM RIDICULOUS
as of now, i've only got the first video done, but i plan on transcribing all three videos eventually.
about the chat sections: some messages of in-game chat in the first video have been omitted because techno didn't react to them and i only wanted to put down what was necessary to the story. also, all grammatical errors/typos in those sections are completely intentional - i was copying exactly from the video.
so, go on, you're here...might as well read the entire saga of the potato war. on wattpad. when you could...watch the video...
eh whatever. :)
here are the text differences i used, remember these:
Normal text: Technoblade's scripted recording
Italics: In game chat
Bold: Technoblade live clips (this is difficult to explain but like...recorded at the time? does that make sense? like in present tense)
Underlined: Squid Kid speaking
Quotation marks (""): Technoblade mocking viewers
Apostrophe quotations (''): Sun Tzu's wisdom
YOU ARE READING
Technoblade's Potato War
Fanfictioni decided to put my time to VERY good use and miss several google classroom assigments to copy down the entire script of all the potato war videos, just by watching them constantly. i'm the most productive person on this earth :) all videos created...
