Drunk Jedi

|DON'T PESTER ME CHILD| Anakin

{ A/N This chapter is inspired by an RP that I did with recklessjediknight and everything that Anakin says is credit to him, but the other two chapters are going to be just my dialogue. Enjoy!}
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It's mid-night in Courasant, and in the Jedi Control Room is Jedi Knight Ahsoka Tano finishing a mission report for her and Anakin's latest mission on Gadoni.
{GAH-DON-E}
It was a huge victory for the 501st and in the end wanted to celebrate this victory. With that was the plan to drink up away the victory of the battle.

[5 hours earlier]
{A/N Okay this Anakin part is mine}

"Hey Snips, the clones and I are going to celebrate with drinks. Wanna come?"
She then look at him. Thinking about the offer, but the decided not to go due to lack of rest.
"No thank you Anakin, I'll just stay and rest, go have fun. She laugh,"Don't get too drunk, I don't want a dead Chosen One!" She said to him humorously.
*chuckles* "Okay Snips. And with that they left.

[Later That Night]
*swoosh* The door opens, and then a slight dizzy Anakin comes in.
"Oh my force! Ahsoka looks at Rex's face when Cody fell on his face!"
"Ha! Let me see." She then looks at the picture of Rex being literally crushed by Cody.
"Oh poor Rexter." She laughed.
"His beauty, his grace, his smashing face....looks like he he got into trouble. Oh what a disgrace!" He kept on going with the drunk humor. " Rex dear gotta go down low. Captain Rex running the race, and then he tripped poor..poor thing tie your shoes. Dude hurry up...gotta go and reach that pa-pa-place."

While Anakin was literally spouting anything stupid that comes up from his drunken breath, Ahsoka was enjoying Anakin's scene, laughing so hard she might faint out of oxygen loss.
"Hahaha! Master your killing me!"
"You better run away Rex, you don't want to be Cody's next snick-snack! Then "Blank Space" starts playing on the radio. "Ugh I hate this song! It comes on ALL the time."

Dancing around like an idiot to the song, Anakin says," Dis track is sick. Gack." He then starts waving his arms around and mouthing to the lyrics. "...and I'll wri-writ- write your na-name." He then giggles.
"Anakin are you okay?" She giggled.
"Sorry...I'm not Anakin. I'm actually a strong and confident man WHO DON'T NEED NO WOMA-"
"-Wha-"
"-DID YOU HEAR ME?!"
"....." She stares at him silently.
"IM A BEAUTIFUL MAN! I ain't on crack yo that stuffs nasty.."He then giggled at his remark
"Master I think I need to go..."
"No mah no I ne- *barfs*
"Yeah I'll go get a medic."
The End