Devour Zero

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Devour zero

Fabian

01-08-21

The day started out as any other day for the man below in the street. He is walking to a bakery to get a cake for his youngest sister's birthday. As January 8th is the day of her birth. Above him is what this world views as an angel. It watches him. 

The angel says ‘same as it ever was.’ to herself as she watches from her perch high above the city below. She then notices winds like she's never seen before. A chill went through her. She rushes to block them from reaching the man she has guarded all his life. ‘The hell is this.’ she said as she swatted it away. ‘Magic? Was that magic…’ she asks as she looks at her hands ‘i thought it has vanished from this world.

The man looks up as though he can feel something is amiss. He watches but sees not a thing as usual. He continues on his way with a cake for his sister.

He is standing on the corner awaiting the lights to allow him to cross. 

The angel is now floating behind him watching as the magic winds she saw earlier now seem to hover directly above him. ‘What the hell is going on here.’ she asks herself as she pulls out a cellphone ‘yo lucie, you pulling some magic shit on earth?’ she asks lucifer. 

The other end lucifer is in a bubble bath ‘no baby you know very well the only magic i use anymore is my hands. So whenever you…’ the call was abruptly terminated. ‘How rude.’ Lucifer says as he goes back to his bubble bath. ‘Love me these bubbles.’ he said as three women came up from the water.

They ask in unison ‘what pleasures do you require of us?’

Lucifer smiles ‘go clean the kitchen. And then prepare popcorn. I feel like a good cry. So put the usual on for streaming.’

They looked annoyed saying ‘remember when we were just used for sex.’ 

Lucifer said ‘a man has needs bitches. And I need me a good cry.’

So the angel uses her phone to search any magic disturbances that may have been noticed by others like her. Zero results. So she decides to call ‘yo god, is there still magic on earth?’ she asks 

God sitting at his desk replies ‘who are you and what does your daddy do?’

‘That wasn't funny then and it's not funny now. I'm being serious. Something magical is following my guy. If I wasn't around for the age of magic i wouldnt of even noticed it.’ she said as she took her human form.

‘Chill homie. Chill. Magic was removed from earth. Aside from what is in one's heart. Let me take a look.’ god said as he looked at his laptop. ‘Holy shit how did that get here?’ he asks, seeing powerful magic on his search map. ‘I'll check with the other gods to see who is pulling this shit on my turf.’ he ended the call then shouted ‘JESUS GET THE BOYS READY WE fIXIN TO ROLL OUT!’ 

Jesus is playing the latest Pony Station with some of his boys. ‘You guys heard the old man, go get your gear and be ready to roll.’ he said as he then chugged an adult beverage.

The angel is now standing next to the man. ‘Never you worry.. Not that you ever really do. You've always been pretty calm and collected even when in heated moments. But I'm your guardian. I will not allow anything to end you before it's your time.’ she said with confidence.

Just then her cell rang as the light changed. She answers to hear ‘get out of there! His spirit is not human nor of our world.’ God said as he and Jesus were in a firefight.