•Aphmau Oneshots• Finished

MID (No Ship)

This will include some of my OCs.

Oneshot will include.
-Cursing (alot)
Fluff
Boom boom

In this AU Noi had a messed up backstory with his parents so he grew up Quiet and Alone at age 15 his parents sold him to the castle were he met Asch and everyone else.

~3rd person P.O.V.~

Noi was with everyone else outside of the castle with Noi against a Tree relaxing listening to music Asch was Practicing magic, Leif was a sharpening his Sickles, Pierce was enjoying the silence and Rhys was reading against the same tree Noi was sitting Against noi started to get into singing bit little did he know he started singing in front of everyone.

"I was born in a messed up century
My favourite flavoured sweets are raspberry and amphetamines
I bought a car, a Beretta age sixteen
I brush my teeth with bleach
'Cause I ain't got time for cavities
My daddy put a gun to my head
Said "if you kiss a boy I'm gonna shoot you dead"
So I tied him up with gaffa tape
And I locked him in a shed
Then I went out to the garden
And I f-ked my best friend"

He started everyone was looking at him in shock

"Cause my
High hopes are getting low because these people are so old
The way they think about it all
If I tried I would never know
My high hopes are getting low
But I know I'll never be alone
It's alright, we'll survive
'Cause parents ain't always right"

He continued

"Put a toaster in my bath
Watch my mum and dad laugh
See a thousand volts go through the son they wish they never had
They told me casual affection leads to sexual infection
But it's hard to get an erection
When you're so used to rejection
Yeah, the teacher f-ked the preacher
But then he had to leave her
Had to wash away the sins
Of a male cheerleader
Hi, nice to meet ya, got nothing to believe in
So let me know when my breathing stops"

"Cause my
High hopes are getting low because these people are so old
The way they think about it all
If I tried I would never know"

"My high hopes are getting low
But I know I'll never be alone
It's alright, we'll survive
'Cause parents ain't always right"

"Tic, tock, stop the clock
Because I got the feeling that I'm gonna get shot"

"Tic, tock, stop the clock
Because I got the feeling that I'm gonna get shot"

He says

"My
High hopes are getting low because these people are so old
The way they think about it all
If I tried I would never know
My high hopes are getting low
But I know I'll never be alone
It's alright, we'll survive
'Cause parents ain't always right"

He finished

Everyone was still so surprised about what Noi had said

Noi stopped the music he was listening and took off his headphones

"Uh--" he says

"What just happened." Leif says

"Did I sing- I sang out loud." Noi says

"Did that all actually happen?" Rhys asks

Noi hesitantly nods his head

"Wow ok." Asch says

"What age did it happen?" Leif asks

"From when I was born to age 16 when I came here." Noi says back standing up

"We should head to the castle." Noi says

'i can't believe I sang that!! Ughhh!' Noi thought in his head

"Yes." Pierce responds with

-Time Skip UvU-

They had arrived at the castle and it was just awkward Silence

"Ok so." Rhys says

"Hm?" Noi responds

"Noi-" Rhys starts but is interrupted when someone wearing a hood so you couldn't see they're face

"What the-?!" Asch yells

"Hold up!" They yell

"I mean no harm- I came here to see someone!" They yell

"Who exactly." Rhys says

"Noi. I came to see Noi." They say

"That's me." Noi says walking up to the front

They take off they're hood to reveal dark yellow horns with long hair that's the same as Noi's and the same eyes

"Hello.. brother." They say

"BROTHER?!" Asch Leif and Rhys yell

"Nova!!!" Noi yells attacking her into a hug

"About time. I haven't seen you since Lucy and Carlos sold you." Nova says hugging her brother

"Wait YALL ARE SIBLINGS?!" Leif yells

"No we are dating." Nova says rolling her eyes laughing

"I'm kidding!" She yells

"I'm Noi's twin but I'm also older." Nova says

"By only 2 minutes." Noi says annoyed

"Still counts~" Nova says laughing

"Nice to meet you~ I'm Leif." Leif says kissing Nova's hand

"Nice to know pretty boy but I'm engaged." Nova says

"Bummer. Our kids would be beautiful~" he says winking

"Hiss hiss b-tch." Someone says teleporting infront of Nova making Leif fall

"Ooh~ this you Fiancé?" Noi asks

"No she's my friend." Nova says

"B-tch! I'm your f-cking Fiancé!" She yells

"Sorry Peaches~." Nova says wrapping her Arms around her Fiancé making her fiancé, Jasira blush

"Anyway I'm Nova this is my fiancé Jasira and I'm Here just to see my brother." Nova says

"Allow me to introduce us." Rhys says

"I am Rhys, That's Asch,Pierce and Leif and as you know Noi." He continues

"And kids yet~?" Noi teases making Nova and Jasira blush madly

"SHUT UP!" Nova yells

No part 2!
Unless y'all want one 😅
Bah Bai!
-Jordan 🏳️‍🌈