a visit from satan (period time)🍝

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by koeiez

by koeiez

💼Dwight💼
-thinks periods are a myth
-Turns out all the ppl with vaggies in the Schrute family hid their periods because they thought they'd get sacrificed.
-Mose is already starting the sacrificial fire.
-You have to give them both a quick lesson on periods.
-"So blood comes from the vagina?"
-"Yes Dwight, that's how we get rid of the dead future babies."
-"OHOHOHOH THAT'S REALLY FUCKING RAD"
-tries to make a hot water bottle out of a pig's stomach and fails miserably
-you end up just ordering one online but Mose jumps the delivery guy

🐟Jim🐟
-I'm a brave boy.
-NOT A BRAVE ENOUGH BOY FOR THIS.
-Growing up his brothers constantly scared him about periods.
-They told him all kinds of lies.
-When girls are on their periods they throw up blood every hour.
-"Yeah and they ONLY eat raw meat.
-When he gets older he doesn't believe them anymore of course.
-But tends to make a huge deal of it.
-"Ugh I don't think I brought enough pads."
-"OH MY GOD YOU'RE MENSTRUATING?
-It took like ten minutes until he believed you when you said you won't die.

🔥Ryan (started the fire)🔥
-he honestly doesn't give a fuck
-and that's how you like it
-You get your period each month, doesn't mean you'll die or some shit.
-Obviously he knows that it hurts and is annoying.
-He just understands that it's just a part of your life.
-"Hey babe, I get that you're bleeding from your vagina right now. But could you please bring avocados with you when you get home from work?"
-"Yeah sure, I needed new pads anyways."
-Of course this doesn't mean he doesn't spoil you while you're on your period.
-"Get up wench, I ordered pizza."

Pamalama ding dong🎨
-she gets it
-You're both just suffering together.
-Ey yo! Synced period cheeeeeeeeeeck!
-it's great
-binge eating together
-crying over stupid shit together
-Shiver me tim tamales, y'all emotional.
-So I guess it's not that different from any usual day.
-"Babe?"
-"Yeah?"
-"Did you bleed out?"
"uuuuuuuuuuuuuUuUUuuUuuuUuuUUuuUuUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH"

(A/N)
IT TOOK MY LIKE THREE DAYS TO MAKE THIS BC I'M WORKING ON TWO OTHER THINGS AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK MY PERIOD HURTS AND-