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Scotland x Reader

Reader's P.O.V

 Ughhh...Why must you start now you thought to yourself as you walked down the pavement at 2:00 in the morning for a box of pads and a bucket of (fav/ ice cream) and a bag filled with some sad animes to cry yourself to sleep. Crash! You heard from behind the dumpster in the alleyway. Aww shit you thought to yourself bitterly as a a group of 3 men apears out of nowhere all holding a bottle of beer in their hands as they approached you all smelling like piss and alcohol. " Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Said to you who appeared to be the leader of the group. " No, bitch but I did scrap my knees as crawled up from hell to kick your guys ass back to hell where you belong just like me." You spat venomsly as you sat your items in a corner carefully.ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS WATCH ANIME AND EAT ICE CREAM TO UNITL I FUCKING STOP BLEEDING A WATERFALL FROM MY VAGINA BUT NOOO A COUPLE OF ASSHOLES DECIDED TO STOP ME FROM MY GOALS FOR THIS WEEK!  

"What did you say bitch?!" the man growled as he and his goons approached you. Bitches be crazy when they fuck with me when I'm PMSing you thought to yourself as you approached the leader and threw a kick to his vital regions which caused him writhe in pian kneeling down while holding his man hood. You quickly go to goon#1 and roadhouse kicked his arm which broke into two beacuse of the way it flopped and the slight of bone poking through his skin.

"OWWW YOU FUCKING BITCH!" the man yowled in pain as you reapeatly smashed his head on the concrete.

Goon#2 decided to be a little bitch and run away. AWWW HELL NOO you thought to yourself as you chased him all the way until you and goon#2 reached the deadend of the alleyway.

"Please have mercy!" goon#2 yells as crawls towards you on his knees begging for forgiveness. "No, you weren't going to have mercy with me then why should I have mercy on you because I'm pretty sure you were gonna rape me." you said coldly. You kicked him in the back of the head instantly knocking him out. 

You walked away and exited the alleyway going to the corner where you left your items, but stopped dead in your tracks as you stared at the tall red-hair with gorgous green eyes who was smirking while staring at you while holding up your pads, most likely melted, ice cream, and your sad animes.

"I was goiong to save you lass but it seems that you seemed to got that cover." The handsome man who appears to be Scottish says as he gestures to the two knocked out men. "I'm also guessing you knocked the other drunk man most likely becuase you were having a bad week am I right lass?" You blushed heavily in both anger and embarrasment as he hands you your items. You quickly snatched out your items form his hands. 

"I'm Allistor Kirkland." The man says as he holds out a hand for you to shake. " (First Name) (Last Name)" you say as you hesitate before grasping his hand. " Well then lass how about going to a pub or are you in too much pain to drink alcohol ." You glared at him for even making that comment. " Look here Allistor, I may be on my shark week, but don't assume I can't drink because you don't see me telling you where is your man skirt and to go and hump sheep."Allistor chuckled staring into your eyes which felt like he was looking through your soul and hopefully he can't actually do that cause then he will know about all the lemons you read online.

"So I'm guessing tha's a yes." Allistor smirks as he begins to walk away and you began following him to the nearby pub.You entered instanly inhaling the alcohol and sat on a bar stool. Allistor followed behind and sat to your right. " I'll have a glass mixed with Moonshine and Gin." you say as the bartender stares at you in shock. " Are you sure you can handel it little lady?" the bartender says as he hands you the glass hestiently.

"What do you mean usually I drink this everytime I go to the bar." You say confused tilting your head to the side. "Umm... this is a drink that can get some people drunk in one shot." The bartender says as he hands Allistor his drink. "But I don't get buzzed with this unitl I'm on my 8th shot and my shots are usually larger than this." You say as you gestured to the, small now empty, glass. "Well than this lass has a strong stomache than." Alisstor says chuckling as he stares at you than slapping your back. 

The bartender hands you another shot and walks away to tend the others. " So, Allistor does this mean the stereotype of scottish people drink most of the time is true then?" You say curiously as Allistor chokes on his drink for a bit. before looking in your eyes if you were lieing but found none. Allistor chuckles " (Name), you must be slow in the head then lass." You glare at him puffing out your cheeks with an adorable pout. " GO hump a sheep." You told him pointing to the door. " Why don't you become my sheep?" Allistor smirks widely at you as you qiuckly got up payed for your drinks and picked up you stuff and ran out of the room and screamed " HELL NO!" 

After you ran all the way back to your house, You took out all of your stuff out untill a piece of paper fell to the floor. You picked it up and smiled at the words on the piece of paper which read. 

How about a take you out on a real date?! Call me at (***) ***-**** ;)

~ALLISTOR

 You laughed at the frighten chibi sheep and the chibi verison of Allistor creeping on the sheep that was drawn in the corner of piece of paper. You will be sure to call that nice piece of ass that likes to a pedophile to sheep.