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Me and Justin were back inside my house laughing and then we walked into the kitchen and froze then I said....
"LINDA!!!!Why isn't the kitchen clean!!!!"
YUP!!!!You guessed it!Sombody(Linda) Was an lazy but(Linda)And didn't clean my kitchen-I mean sure I didn't but Linda get's PAYED ALOT of money to clean up after my messy self!!!
Then Linda came in shrugged and said "I didn't want to."
"You are PAYED to do that Linda!You hav to do your job to get payed!"
"Like you would fire me!"
"I would!"
"Sure you would Madeline!!!"
"OH!THAT'S IT!!!Linda OUT you are FIRED!"
"WHAT!?!?!?!" Justin was just looking at us with a expression that said 'what the hell is going on'
"Out Linda." I said in a perfectly normal tone-but flat and anyone who has known me long enough KNOW'S that mean's im pissed.
"Linda-I suggest you take the door-or I could carry you and/or throw you." Then Justin looked at me with a look that say'd 'like you could!'
"Oh dont believe me Justin?:" See I may LOOK like a regular girl but when I was little I got kiddnaped for my parent's money so I know how to defend myself
Linda looked scared to death and ran outside-she new how strong I was...
Then Justin started laughing and I said in a flat tone
"What's so funny?"
"That(Laugh)She's Scared(Laugh)Of YOU(Laugh) I mean your so(Laugh)TINY!!!" He renewed his laughter and I decided to prove that I could I picked him up-he was out of his bathing suit-and ran to the nearest pile of hors shit and dropped him in it-all the while he was strugguling
"AHHHH EWWWWWW!!!!MADDIE!!!!!!!"
"Belive me now Justin?''
"YES!!!EWWWW!!!" He ran inside and straight into the bathroom Iaughed as I watched him try to get the shit off his pant's-his WHITE pant's...Im evil...Mwahahaha!!!!!!!
"That's what you gt for laughing at me" I said and shrugged then added
"But DAMN Your heavy you pig!"
"Well that's what YOU get!"
"Ok!" I said smirking and walked off and into the library and grabbed a random book and sat at the bay window-the library was on the third floor of the house and it's probaly the last place Justin would look...IM BRILLIANTXP!!!!hehe...
"MADDIE WERE DID YOU GO!!!!"
I herd Justin yell from all the way down stairs while panting I decided to send him a text and it said
'you have to come and find me!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHA!!!!!'
I got a text back momment's later
'OH I WILL!!!!.....Madiline....;P'
'Oh NOW your in trobble Justina!!!!'
'NOT A GIRL!!!!'
'that's what she said'
'What?!'
'you now owe me 50 dollars!'
'WAIT!!!WHY!!!!?!???'
'Cause I said so!'
'Oh well that's just a GREAT reson!'
'Where my 50 buck's:P'
'Well were are you?'
'nuh uh!Not tellon Mr.Bieber MWAHAHAHA'
'Please!!!!!'
'NOPE!'
'BUT MADDIE!'
'I said NO!
'Maddie!!!'
'80 buck's'
'What!?how did it gt to 80!'
'Idk I just decided 80 is bigger than 50'
Just then my phone started ringing and I picked it up and said
"Aloha?"
"WHERE ARE YOU!!!" Said a whining Justin
"Wouldn't you like to know?"
"YES!"
"OH WELL!"
just then the door opened and Justin said
"Found you!"
And ran tword's me-I took off running!
But he caught up to me and grabbed me
"Now...What to do to you?"He said with an evil glint in his eye's
Shit............
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