Funny random jokes!

Monks

A mans car breaks down by a monistary, the monks give a bed to sleep in and some food. He hears strange noises but thinks noting of them. Then a year later his car breaks down again! The monks do the same thing. And he hears the noise again. He asks "what is that strange noise?" The monks say "it's very marvelous! And magnificent! But we can't tell you cause your not a monk!" The man asked "how can I be a monk" the monks tell him he has to count all the blades of grass on the face of the earth. 15 years later he returns! He tells the monks that there are 183,826,728,999,736,868,986,652,016,879.5 blades of grass on earth! The monks say you are now a monk! Thy take the man to a locked door they unlock it! There is a door behind it and another and another and another and another and another and another! Then when he gets to the last door he opens it! Inside is a magical thing it is Amazing the man gasps at its beauty! It is... Well I can't tell you! Your not a monk!😋😋😆😆