GAY HARRY POTTER SMUT ONESHOTS

Locker Room Threesome

CAST:

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Draco was livid. His teammate had thought it'd be funny to block off the showers and steal his clothes. He could just seal someone else's clothes and go shower in the Slytherin Common Room, but he was covered in mud, sweat, and smelled like dirty jockstrap. He didn't want to soil the Malfoy name by walking into the castle smelling like sweaty balls.

So he walked, naked, across the pitch. He kind of likes it, the wind on his bare skin, the grass beneath his feet. He made it to the other locker room, expecting it to be empty, but it wasn't.

"D'you think Hermione likes ginger pubes?" a voice echoed out, reverberating around the showers.

"I mean..." another voice trailed off. Draco crept in, peeking around the corner into the shower. It was Potter and Weasley, showering. Ron was holding a razor, and Harry was scrubbing his armpits.

"I mean, if she doesn't, I'm going to shave them off," Ron said, bringing the razor down.

"I'd wait until you get Hermione's opinion," Harry said, rubbing soap all over his body.

Draco wasn't really paying attention to the conversation, he was watching their big soft cocks. He looked down to see that his own member was hard. He covered himself, despite no one seeing him.

"Either way, I'm going to trim, it's starting itch," Ron started to walk into the locker room, and Draco ducked behind a trashcan. Ron walked past, his big uncut dick swinging as he walked to his locker. Draco decided to seize the opportunity, and waved his wand and all the lights went out. Draco stumbled into the showers to find harry.

"Bloody hell!" Harry shouted as Draco found him, kissing his neck. "Ron! Someone turned out the lights!"

"I know!" Ron yelled back. "I'm looking for the switch."

"Not going to tell him I'm here?" Draco whispered in Harry's ear, gripping his semi hard dick.

"No," Harry whispered back, "I'm horny."

Draco pushed Harry up to the wall and got down on his knees. He took Harry's dick in his mouth, not hesitating and going all the way to the base. Harry bit back a moan in the darkness. "Ron, y- you near the switch?"

"No, hold the fuck on, I'm a fucking wizard! Where's my wand?"

Harry groped around on the wall, looking for the hanging basket under shower head, taking Ron's wand. "I think you left it in the basket."

Ron came back into the shower and slipped on the water. He grumbled as he got back up, then kept going. He found his shower basket and found a bar of soap, but not his wand. He moved over towards Harry's shower head, thinking he'd left it there, but bumped into Draco.

"Harry, why are you kneeling?"

Harry panicked, and bent over, so the sound would come from lower, "I'm looking for your wand."

"Okay," said Ron, reaching out for Harry's basket, but Harry had just stood up, so Ron's hand hit his chest. "Harry, what the fuck!?"

Harry gave Ron his wand back, and he turned the lights on.

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

Draco pulled off of Harry's dick and smirked up at Ron. "What's the matter Weasley? You want one too?"

"No, I'm not a- a- fag."

Harry pushed past Draco still on his knees, and walked right up to Ron, "So what, I am?"

Ron pushed Harry away, but Harry just came closer. Draco watched this happen four or five times, until Ron suddenly cupped Harry's face in his hands and kissed him. They kissed passionately and hard, until it got a little awkward for Draco.

"Can I keep giving you a blowjob, or can I go?" he asked.

Harry turned to Draco, still kissing Ron, rubbing his cock. Draco got down and started sucking Harry. Ron broke away. "Suck me!"

Harry got down and together he and Draco tag teamed Ron's cock. The sound of running water and the moans of the three boys echoed around the showers. Ron came all over Harry and Draco's faces, and just in time too, the sound of the locker room door opening, followed by the sound of Filch calling, "Is anyone in there? I'm going to lock up."

"We are," Draco called.