Mana Ke Hum Yaar Nahi(Slow Update)

chapter - 2

Kriya's house

Gautam : (towards servents) Itna din bad  kriya louti hai ghar pe.pata nahi meri bacchi ko wahan thik se khana bhi mili thi ya nahi.toh aaj se tum sab kriya ki acchi tarah se dekh bhal karoge.jo woh mangegi sab lake dena.koi bhi kamchori hona nahi chahiye.

Servents : yes sir don't worry sab humlog dekh lenge.

Few times latter

Kriya : Dad,yeh sab log itni ajeeb kyun behave kar rahi hai mere sath?jaise mein kriya nahi alien hoon koi?

Gautam : kyun kya hua?

Kriya : Are dad,main kisi bhi chiz ke liye pooch rahi hoon toh poora details ke saath bol rahi hai.juice mangi toh various type ki juice a gayi .nap lene ke liye baithi toh takiya bicha di.poocha toh bolti hai ke aap iss ghar ki princess ho aap yeh deserve karte hain.what the hell is happening here?

Gautam : Haan toh jhut kya boli!tum ho hi Princess iss ghar ki aur meri bhi.Toh yeh treatment toh banti hai.

Kriya : Ek second dad,yeh apne karne ko bola na?why dad why?

Gautam : Haan bola hai.kyun na bolun main tu itni dino baad ghar louti hai.kitna kam karke ayi hai,thik se khai bhi nahi dekh kitni patli ho gayi hai,thik se soyi bhi nahi dark circles ho gayi tujhe.aur toh

Kriya : Dad bas bas aap toh bolte hi ja rahe ho! firstly main teen din ke liye gayi thi, second main dieting pe hoon and third main proper rest leti hoon.aapka bas chale toh kuch bhi karne na do mujhe.humesha pyaar se ghar pe baitha ke rakho .

Gautam : Han toh aur kya karun?tujhe pata hai na teri mummy ke jane ke baad maine tujhe kaise pala hai?tu jaan hai meri.maim tujhe dookh mein kaise dekh sakti hoon?(he said with teary eyes)

Kriya : oho meri emotional papa.❤️thik hai aapka maan jo kare woh aap kare.khush??(she knows what she meant to her father)

Gautam : That's my good girl.okay so aab unlogo ko bhi tumhein pamper karne do roko nahi

Kriya : Yes. I love you dad

Gautam : love you too baccha.

This time in rey's house.rey's phone is ringing.he pickup the call.

Rey : Hello Mr chaudhary.boliye aaj kaise humein yaad kiya?

Mr Chaudhary : Actually Reyaansh mujhe tumse kuch kaam tha.

Rey : Haan toh bataye na!aapko toh pata hi hai aap mere dad jaise hain toh main aapka kitna respect karta hoon toh bina hesitation ke boliye.

Mr Chaudhary : Asal mein Reyaansh mera nephew ek new movie banane ja raha hai toh usne socha heroine kriya ko le.par tumhein toh pata hi hai kriya kisi bhi newcomer director ke sath kam nahi karti.toh kya tum usse samjha sakti ho?woh toh tumhari bohot achi dost hai?

Rey : Mr Chaudhary aapko pata bhi hai aap kya bol rahe hain?yeh next to impossible kaam hai yeh main bhi nahi kar sakta.kriya kisi bhi newcomer director ke sath hargiz kam nahi karegi.aapko bhi pata hai karan kya hai

Mr Chaudhary : Mujhe pata hai Reyaansh. Par yeh mera nephew ka pehla project hai.main chahta hoon yeh hit ho aur sabko pata bhi hai kriya jis movie bhi kare woh hit hoti hai.so please thoda dekho na.

Rey : okay let me try .but main koi surety nahi de raha.

Mr Chaudhary : okay thank you so much.

Conversation end..rey is now hell tensed

Rey : Mr Chaudhary ko bol toh diya par kriya manegi kya?sunke hi bharak jayegi. Kya karoon?(he thinks to call her but again he dismissed the thought)

Rey : Nahi rey yeh kya kar raha tha?isse aur bharak jayegi!moti se milkar hi baat karta hoon.

After sometime at kriya's house

Kriya : kya yaar buddhu?aaj kya rasta bhool ke meri ghar pe agaya?

Rey :(thinking) aaj kriya bohot acchi mood meine hai.thank you universe ji for helping me.

(Reality)Kyun Moti tu aise kyun bol rahi hai?main ata hoon na teri ghar.its my second home.

Kriya : Haan Haan pata hai aab saaf saaf bol kam kya hai?

Rey : (thinking)Hey universe jee isse kaise pata chala ke kam hai mujhe kuch?

Kriya : rey kahan kho gaye?bolo kuch?

Rey : han!(out of thought)moti tujhe kaise pata chala mujhe tujhse kuch kaam hai?

Kriya : Isiliye main tujhe buddu bulati hoon .rey hum childhood besties hai bina batoon ke hi samajh jate hai.so stop the drama and bolo please.

Rey :(thinking) chal beta suru ho ja.
(Reality) moti tu Mr Chaudhary ko janti hai na?

Kriya : Haan bohot achi tareeke se.. unhone teri kitna madad kiye the tere uss flop era mein.kyun kya hua?

Rey : yaar stop sirf do film flop hui thi.actually unke nephew iss industry mein I mean ek film direct kar raha hai.toh unhone teri naam recomend kiya as a lead.so

Kriya : bas buddhu iske age ek word bhi nahi.mujhe pata hai woh toh samne ake bol nahi pate is liye tujhe mohra bana liya?kyun rey kyun? tujhe pata hai na main kisi bhi newcomer ke saath kam nahi karti?phir kyun?

Rey : par kyun?kar lena baba.bohot ache admi hai sang sang unka nephew ka bhi career bhi ban jayega!

Kriya : I can't believe ke tu aisa bol raha hai!tujhe pata hai na main kyun avoid karti hoon?phir bhi bol raha hai?(with teary eyes)

Rey : Arey tu ro kyun rahi hai moti?maine toh bas log ache hai isliye bola.aur mujhe achi tarah se pata hai wahan kya hua tha aur tu aisi kyun karti hoon.but think jo hua woh sab bar hoga aisa toh nahi na?

Kriya : No rey .my dicition is final.iske upar kuch baat nahi hogi.please.nahi toh main tujhse baat nahi karungi.

Rey : Nahi yaar aisa kabhi mat karna please.mom dad ke jane ke baad tu hi toh meri aab kuch hai tune agar baat karna bandh kar diya toh mein toh mar jaunga.please toh yeh idea dimagh mein bhi mat lana.main iss topic ko aur nahi khichungi.main unhe inform kar dunga.khush?

Kriya : ya par mujhe rulane ki punishment tujhe zaroor milegi!

Rey : punishment?kya?

Kriya : tujhe mujhe aapne back or bitha ke 100 push up marne hai😂

Rey : No way moti.main maar jaunga.khudki weight dekhi tune?daab jaungi main teri bojh se.

Kriya : no rey aab galti kiya hai toh punishment toh zarror milegi.

Rey starts running and kriya trying to catch him.after sometime kriya catch him and rey starts pushup. Gautam saw that and smile and left from there.
After 100 pushup rey sit in the ground

Rey : Uff moti aur khaya mat kar mera toh jaan hi nikal diya tune.

Kriya : good aur aisa karega toh isse double karaunga.

Rey : No please!accha sun aur ek news tujhe deni hai.

Kriya : kya?aur bhi jhatke baki hai?

Rey : Tujhe pata hai na mom dad ke death ke baad maine aur bua ke ek ngo ke saath tie up kiye the?toh uska hi annual function hai.toh bua invite thi,par bua ko ek important kam hai yahan toh woh nahi ja payegi so main ja raha hoon iss Sunday ko pune.toh main do din nahi rahunga so please mujhe dhoondhne mere ghar mat chali jana!

Kriya : okay baba.aram se jana aur enjoy karna.waise bhi meri yahan kam bau kuch endorsement ka.so chill .

Rey : okay good.toh wahan se lout milte hain?

Kriya : ya.tu aab ghar ja aur rest le nahi toh phir bolega ke sarir mein dard ke wajah se ja nahi paya.

Rey : ha ha very funny. Okay bye aapna dhyan rakhna .

Kriya : ya bye.

I know I know I am huge late.par kya karoon job mein phas gayi thi.phir bhi aab time nikal ke update ke soch rahi hoon.so please bear with me 😝I hope yeh update meri iss galti ko compensate karegi.so please like,share and comment