*too excited to release so releases it anyway*
written by a author who never played fall guys, just watched fall guys logic to know the true origins of the friendship between player and veteran
veteran was too cute to type his canon dialogues omg
lets just call them Player x Bullet for now okay
2/4: Turns out it's going to be longer than two parts! I hope anyone's okay with that!
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In the setting of Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout was sky blue on the ground with white lines and macaroni-colored bumpers attached. Fall Guys were round with arms and hands, unlike Among Us Astronaut beans who don't have arms. Their face look shown their eyes but no nose or mouth while beans have glass helmets expressed to their suits. Fall Guys were taller, while beans were smaller.
Spawns of players appeared, one was a user in purple, another in a hotdog, and lastly, a new Fall Guy Player in pink, Player. Player looked around the lobby while suited in his Fall Guy character and said, "Wow. So this is Fall Guy Ultimate Knockout. I sure hope I do well. Maybe I can win my very first match."
Then, a gruff voice replied to him offscreen.
"You won't."
Player noticed the voice quickly and turned to where the voice came from as more players in their Fall Guy costumes spawned. The Fall Guy who spoke to him with a gruff voice was in a bullet costume, with a mean game face plastered on the center. He was wearing a metal helmet represented to to have ambition and speed when it comes to being a Fall Guys gamer. Player laid his eyes on him, and he was shiny and friendly to look at.
Player talked to him for the first time, "Oh, hello there. Is this your first time playing too?"
Player's tone was cartoony, a bit squeaky and distinct. Bullet was thinking how cute and childish the newcomer sounded, which made him curve his eyebrows in a confused expression. He remained strong when he heard the words 'first time', not showing his interest yet. He accidentally looked at Player and defended himself with a soldier's look explaining his experience he had been playing the game for a long time. "First time? Do you seriously not see the bullet costume I got on? You'd think they'd just give this thing away, like it's some kind of cactus suit? No. I earned my stripes, maggot." He was able to get ahold of his cool and faced forward. "I been fighting this fight for so long I forgot exactly what I'm fighting for."
Player thought his humor, the way he talked to him, the calling "maggot", was all compliments and thinking he had made a new friend to be with. He felt validity rather than opposed, raised his left hand, and pointed at the unicorn costume. He thought putting on the costume would impress Bullet. "I wanna buy one of those cute unicorn skins."
Bullet heard Player's squeaky voice again and touched his costume with a pointy finger. He still remained steady when on the inside he thought Player sounded cute and gay when he said he wanted to get the unicorn costume. He answered to Player, close to him, face to face. He sounded defiant and kept tapping on his pink suit to keep himself focused away from how new Player looked, in the feeling of nostalgia, and possibly, a bit of love.
First taps. "Listen here, kid. I been around here long enough to know the rotting filth of a noob like you. Someone who doesn't have what it takes to dodge huge tumbling fruit."
Second taps. "Or properly scramble your team's egg. You can't climb on top of Fall Mountain. And you're certainly too weak to sit the fan here at the Whirligig. "Our? Did he say our fan?" Player thought while Bullet glared, mishearing his words. "Was he trying to achieve friendship after being an independent comrade for so long?"
Third tap. Playerwas screaming internally, this guy was starting to bother him in a bold manner! "That's where the true heroes are made."
Bullet thought that was enough taps and clouding personal space as he returned to his standing position. He looked down to avoid contact from Player, as Player looked at the fourth wall continuing to scream on the inside. Bullet said to Player, "Out of kindness, I won't actively try to troll you on your very first run. But you better get one thing through that big ugly bean-shaped head of yours right now."
He confidently said to both himself and Player to deny the fact he was starting to like him.
"I am not your friend. I'm your worst nightmare."
And no blushes were in sight... Yet. Emotions were supressed by Pink and Bullet. They barely showed love interest at first sight.
From what Player gathered as Veteran laid his eyes on him, he felt that Veteran was worried. The bullet costumed guy was worried Player would lose, and always lose, because he was new to the game. But, just because he came, doesn't mean he couldn't know anything. Player may had seen Fall Guys before, on media and the internet. Veteran had kept tapping on his pink suit, Player felt like blushing. But, the emotions wouldn't come out, it was too early and they had only just met. Maybe, if Player proved to Bullet Guy he will win, he'll be able to tell his feelings.
When Veteran said how much of a worst nightmare he is, Player didn't get scared at all. Instead, he blinked once and did both approved thumbs, "Okay. Well, have fun!"
The race was about to begin as Player befriended someone he just met. And that someone felt the same. But both didn't admit, as back then, they saw each other as implied friends.
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