Izuku yagi the next anemo archon

The exam

After 2 weeks of training with his girlfriend they both got their UA letters.
All might: dear young izuku you have scored a mighty whopping 239 points! Welcome to Ua!
Izuku felt like breaking down in tears as he had finally found the place he wants to be. He feels exepted. Venti got in too, and as a result to celebrate they had  a frisky make out session ( no sex i won't write lemons,probably)

Timeskip

As the two were walking around the halls of ua looking for class Ua they heard shouting.
Izuku: I hope mr pole in his ass and mr boom boom isn't here.
Venti: your probably wrong ehehe~
Izuku: oh my god you even laugh like barbatos its creepy. Guess family habits die hard lol
Venti: guess so
As they enter they hear some shouting and they both feel like pulling out the glock or Amos bow to fuck up these wackos.
Bakugo: SHUT THE FUCK UP FOUR EYES OR ILL KILL YOU
izuku: YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SLAP YOUR DUM DUM BUBBLE GUM GLORY HOLE LOOKING ASS, INBREEDING HOE BULLY ASS GET THE HELL out of here man.
Everyone looked up in shock to see an average hight boy with glowing hair on the end as he walked in with venti, as the purple boy saw her izuku almost killed him on sight. Suddenly a yellow catapillar appeared telling everyone to hury up for a test or they will be expelled. In the locker room mineta said something about the girls and said something about venti's cute hair and perfect body and turned around to see izuku with a lyre playing a song which involved many ways to torture a midget.
Izuku: please saw what the fuck you were going to say you fuckin grapist.
Mineta: what its not like your dating, but she does have a perfect body. Izuku sick of this shit pulled out a bow from no where and aimed it at the back of his head before saying,
Izuku: funny should you say that, because I AM dating her so get cho mother fuckin raping ass out of here before I stick a chainsaw up your ass like a vibrator.
The girl side heared this and venti lightly blushed, but her hair told a different story, it was almost entirely blue.
After leaving the changing room aizawa made them do the tests, izuku had weak strength but great flexibility, and the race ended with him just flying across. Now it was time for the ball test.
Aizawa: now come on go all out or ill expell  you anemo archon.
Hearing this izuku from and spat out his non existent tea, as aizawa said
Aizawa: you really didn't think that Ua wouldn't find out about you being apart of the seven.
The students began questioning themselves asking was the seven like a gang but momo wide eyed bowed infront of him making everyone wonder why one of the richest families would bow to him.
Momo: I am sorry lord barbatos, forgive me for being insolent.
Izuku just laughs and says
Izuku: barbatos might of been my past life after all I was known as the god of freedom. Why do you thing Mondstadt never had a king?.
Aizawa: just to educate yall the seven were a group of straight up gods that ruled earth in seven different continents, the previous one being noticeably called barbatos or as the records say, tone death bard.
Izuku: man really, paimon really had to do me like that.