I had some Malt Loaf for Lunch today
It was nice
I have never seen malt loaf in any other country EVER
And I have been to a few countries in my life
Also.
I WANT A CUP OF TEA WITH A RICH BISCUIT
Or maybe a bourbon or a custard cream
Then I will run away from the random roadman in the alleyway
Cause I hate the roadmen
Also I will hide from the chavs
Cause they shall start being mean to me for no reason
Then ,I will go on All4 and watch Friday Night Dinner or the Inbetweeners(the good Inbetweeners not the other one)
The Next Day, I will have either crumpets or toast
And chat to my nan (via phone cause social distancing)
But she always has so much fricking food
And I eat a lot there
Then I will go to the Co-op and buy lots of sweets with my friends
Yes I'm British and I'm a mildy proud brit
By that I mean the comedy and the food
