I remember when we were kids we always had nightmares strange nightmares about this man well thing it was pure white, sharp teeth, snake tongue and naked its mouth wasnt even a mouth it was strings of skin stiched up dripping blood blacked out eyes its hands were scared and cut but one night me and my friend Freddy Mary Blake and Mason went out camping in my backyard when all of a sudden we hear the creaking of the gate in the backyard but we just thought it was the wind but then i heard a little voice saying come on out i know your there i froze at that very moment panicking not knowing what to do i was shitting myself that i need new underwear my uncle was also sleeping in another tent cause im 500 pounds and the tent was expanding so you know im fat FAT sis fat anyway so then he unzipped the tent and i hit it with my left over prawn cocktail crisp and he roared then i jumped on him and he got squished the end.
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