Crunk Tragedy

Alright

So me and Bullious went to the foot salon and we got pedicurls and the lady doing our pedicurls said we had tamale feet "THATS REALLY RUDE" I said to her and did my kick turn fall on ground and that scared her like a butt cheek on a stick.

It's Friday and it's the school talent show. Me and Bullious are doing a performance called "the boys" we will dance and do all of our moves like the head shaking pout, the head shaking, the kick turn fall on ground, the stop stomp and shake it off and many more.

So we performed the dances..turns out everyone thought we were going baloni and we need help, well I thought to myself I need help on my math so I just said that and they called us bean headed boys.

It's Saturday and my dad broke his leg cause I got mad and pushed him down the 2 step stairs outside my house he got up and hit me with his chancla I dodged it the first time but he got me twice as hard the 2nd, but o well I'm used it it cause he abuses me and I ALWAYS get abused and confused. (He doesn't abuse me lolol)

And my brother I call him a 6 toed walking tortilla cause he has 5 toes but his body also looks like a toe and he's really round like a ball so I call him 6 toes walking tortilla.
I hit him with a shoe cause he hit me with his ugly ass dog (she's not ugly) and so I hit him with a chancla but he's probably used to it cause of me I always hit him with things like shoes, hammers, tires, and many more items that might hurt when you hit them with it:)

Alright houdy👋👋👋