Bloody Mary

Chapter 1: Cosplay

Note: I tried to make the characters as CANON as I possibly can while putting a bit of Fanon and Cece there but know... that I DID try to make it canon. I'm sorry if it doesn't hit right but yeah...

I ALSO TRIED NOT TO MAKE THE MAIN CHARACTER TOO MUCH LIKE ME BTW

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CHAPTER 1:
When I woke up, I usually stayed in bed with my eyes closed, trying to sleep in through my first alarm but when I moved my extended my feet to open the closet door and welcome the the morning sun into my room, I felt nothing... I quickly sat up while pulling up my cloud eyes mask. I found myself in a ruined, dusty building. I didn't even have to scan the place to find that part of the wall looked like it was blown up. I looked down and saw that my pride pillow was all dusted up... ALONG WITH ALL MY OTHER PILLOWS AND BLANKET!!!

Okay, I get that I've been a bad kid but-- do I really need to be punished like this?! MY COMFORTS GONE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa.

Levi and Kita really need to do serious work with this place... Gee- it looks like a place Sakusa would slap hand sanitizer all over... Actually- no... he would straight up avoid this place. Okay- that's enough germ jokes.

I sat there in that corner like an idiot smiling to myself and making germ jokes, when I realized that I was being a creep, I shook my head and decided to make sure I wasn't teleported into a zombie apocaliptic world and that I wasn't going to get jumpscared and die when I just got here...

I stood up and turned behind me and took a moment of silence to pray for my comfort.

I'm sorry pride pillow... I'll find another way to show how a gay I am. I SWEAR! I'm acting way too casually about this like it's happened before... I mean- I've experience stories before--- If you've read a story then that counts as experience because you've read it in your life... right? I should probably check if I'm dreaming or not... NAH! Let me dream~

I laughed to myself like an idiot... again- and then decided that I shold probably look around for something to wack potential exsisting zombies with.

I turned away from my pride and approached the... counter? Yeah.. it looks like a counter. I walked over to the bar counter infront of me and SHAWTY-ed over it. After doing so, I paused for a second.

Wait-- why does this building have a bar on the second floor. Was it like... a rich person's hideout? OR MAYBE LIKE A RICH PERSON'S ILLEGAL MEETS HIDEOUT!! OMG--- Okay... I'm officially a rich person... with a huge window and a bar---

I rolled my eyes at myself and scanned the contents of the bar. Being the legally illegal child I was-- I didn't know what 99.9% of the bottles were. I knew what water was--- if that counts--- Even without know what they were.. all I could think was---

What a waste of liqour.

I've always wanted to try alchohol. I didn't want to do it at the age I was-- but... I wanted to do it at least once in my life.

I frowned a bit as I scanned the collection of bottles in pity. I then smiled as I slowly grabbed one of the bottles...

Wait-- What if it's expired?!

I pouted then looked all around the bottle to see if it had a date marked.

2420!!!?? Wait--- if this expires 2420... THEN I TIME TRAVELED!! HELL YEAH!! TAKE THAT SCIENTIEST!!

I gleefully smiled to myself as i did a little dance. I giggled to myself and then stopped---

WHAT IF IT'S ALREADY 2500!? That would make me.. um-- I wish someone would do the math for me... 495! THAT WOULD MAKE ME 495 YEARS OLD!! So... I'm old...  AND I can't drink alchohol... Damn it-- I guess I stay a good girl.. for now~