One night , Smarty waits impatiently on the snowy ground to hunt for any deer in the landscape he's in.
Smarty- This ia pointless. It's been 7 hours. Welp , time to go home.
Smarty sighs in defeat and stands back up , fixing himself. But , before he could take a step---
???- HELP !!
Smarty was alarmed by the sudden scream and looks to his far left.
Smarty- What the ?
Smarty looks closet and sees a beautiful , but a fully naked girl dashes to him on bare foot. There were tears in her eyes as her cheeks were already tear stained . It was Savy. She makes it up to Smarty and clings onto him in desperation.
Savy- Sir , please help me ! They... They want to desecrate me !
Smarty- Huh ?
Smarty looks over her back and sees horrible , scars , gashes , and whip marks across her back and shoulders.
???- Hey , you ! Hand over that bitch !
Savy gasps in fear as Smarty looks over and sees an angry buzzard with twin green coons. One was holding a whip and the other is holding a bundle of rope. Smarty didn't need to be told to be prepared since he got ready as he aimed the gun at the men while he shields the woman.
Smarty- I take it you three are responsible for her wounds. What could this charming woman do to deserve this kind of treatment from you ?
Buzz- Wait , don't shoot !
Shifty- It's our right . Her old man have her to us.
Smarty- Oh. May I ask who could give away such a creature ?
Shifty- He's the owner of Betonio's Cotton Farms. We were his workers. That miserable shit tortured us for years. He murdered and raped our mothers , sisters , and wives ; He whipped , mutilated , and killed our colleagues. When his company went broke , he prevented us from getting our revenge on him and gave us his daughter instead.
Smarty- So , I'm guessing you need the girl to satisfy your need to inflict pain and damage he caused all of you ? ( Smirks darkly ) That seems fair.
Then , with no hesitation , Smarty shoots all of them with no mercy , one by one as the three bodies dropped to the snowy ground , now staining it red with their blood. Savy watches this horrid yet heroic act in shock as she covered her mouth in shakes as Smarty turns around and looks at her.
Savy- Please , sir... Please...
Smarty- Calm down , my dear. I'm not going to kill you.
Smarty takes off his coat and puts it around her for warmth.
Savy- ( Quietly , scared ) Thank you...
Smarty- Let's go , darling. You need warmth.
Smarty picks her up bridal style and walks away as the beautiful wounded girl cries in tears of joy on the weasel's chest.
Savy- Oh , thank you , thank you , thank you....
Smarty- May I ask , what os your name , dear ?
Savy- S--Savannah Betonio.
Smarty- A warrior. A quote fitting name , darling , if you ask me.
Then ,that's how Smart Guy Weasel met and found Savannah Betonio.
The End
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Smart Guy the Taxidermist
FanfictionA spoof parody of the Hazbin Hotel Comic " The Taxidermist" In honor for my friend , Savammahtheweasel