Chapter 2: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A TALKING POLE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW?!

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《Amy P.O.V.》

It was morning, as shitty as always, I got up, got some coffee, looked out my giant window, spit out my coffee. IT WAS A WALKING POLE WITH SIRENS ON ITS HEAD! I snatched my phone, sat my THICC ass down and called Cartoon cat -yes he has a phone, I gave him one- "OI YA CAT" "WHAT YOU TINY DEMONIC CHILD?!" "THERES A WALKING POLE OUT MY WINDOW! IT HAS SIRENS, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!" "THATS SIREN HEAD YOU DIMWIT!" "OH" and I hung up, looked at Siren Head. "Sorry I called you a walking pole, I'm so stupid...." I muttered, he, I think it's a he, started to write on the ground. 'Its okay, it happens alot when I meet crackheads.' The writing said, I looked up at him and smiled, So wholesome. I got out of my house, and we walked to C.C.s mall, bc why not?and then.....



              ~You have been added to the group chat 'Demons that walk the earth'~


                                  ~ Two missed messages~


infinity boy:

C.C. WE ARENT DEMONS!


Mickey Mouse who?-:

some of us are.


                                                                                                                                    horror otaku demon bitch thing:

                                                                                                                                                          Ive been summoned?


Mickey Mouse Who?-:

yes. you have, anyways, hows shit goin


Yandere Bitch:

ive been better, right now im watching a shitty love romance move, i hate it.


                                                                                                                                    Horror otaku demon bitch thing:

                                                      oof, im just wondering about reality itself, none of this shit seems real.


                                                                           ~Siamese Kitten has entered the chat~

Siamese Kitten:

STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ITS SO EXPENSIVE FIXING IT!!!!!

                                                                        ~Siamese Kitten has exited the chat~

Mickey Mouse Who?-:

well that just happened-

                                                         ~Horror otaku demon bitch thing has exited the chat~



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