i was eating my own ass when jacob walked into the room holding a corn dog. he then proceeded to shove the corn dog up my ass while singing youtube and barbecue chips. (stream btw)
"youtube and barbecue chips..." he sang while pulling the corn dog out of my ass to eat it.
"mmm extra flavor" he said. "just how i like it.
he then walked over to the bed and sat on the edge, with my both of my big toes in his big fat wet hot soaking bussy. while my toes were up there, i felt something...
so i got up and used my hands to pull it ou...
IS THAT HARRY STYLES???
"well hello there!" he said. "would you like to meet my cat?" harry continued.
"ayo bruh wtf. i smoke weed what was that doing up my ass? i smoke weed" jacob said.
"i don't fucking care. anyways love! have you gotten any blood in a cup?" the weird bri ish man said.
"any what?" i replied.
"any blood in a cup?"
"oh yeah i think i have some left from my last period. give me a second."
i walked out of the bathroom holding the cup of blood, only to see harry climbing inside of jacob's mouth while singing the words to yummy?
"yeah you got that yummy yum..."
