recap: then you got a unknown call
you answered it
??: hello is this umm y/n
she sounded familiar
you: yah who is this
??: zarya
you: oh hell nawww you hung up
cohen: why that bitch calling you
you: idk and i don't wanna talk to her
cohen: idc either he say crawling up to you laying in your chest
lisa and mike went to one of the guest room
you: you ok you saying kissing his forehead
cohen: mmm yah
you: stop the cap
cohen: i'm frrr i'm tired go to sleep
you: i'm not going to sleep then zarya called again
zarya: i wanna tell you something don't hang up
you hunged up
cohen: just block her
you: no i wanna entertain her
she called back
you: i was joking was wrong you saying laughing
zarya: it's not funny it might mess up y'all relationship
you muted her
you: cohen wtf did y'all do you say pushing off you
cohen: bro she is bluffing
zarya: hello?
you unmuted her
you: hold on tf
you muted her again you got up and grabbed your shoes and clothes
you: cohen you can give the stuff to your mother i don't need it
cohen: where tf you going
you: i'm leaving what it look like
cohen: y-
you unmuted her
you: so what you was saying
zarya: i'm pregnant by cohen
you: when did this happen?
zarya: when y'all broke up me and him hooked up
cohen: sh-
you: shut tf up
zarya: as i was saying he hooked up with me i told him to leave me alone he didn't listen and he didn't have a condom
you: keep going
zarya: he kinda turned me on so we hooked up and at his house i was coming to talk to you and say sorry i thought you came back
you: oh thx for the info
zarya: you ain't mad and mike cheated on lisa with me too
you hunged up you got your stuff cohen just sitting there clueless you went to the room that mike was in lisa was on the bed
you: lisa come on mike cheated with zarya
mike: how-
lisa: fr mike
mike: i didn't
mike: she-
lisa: this is what you do
mike: she is-
lisa: mike stop lying she say with tears coming down her face
mike: wait i can explain
you: plzzz every boy says that
you: lisa come on i'm calling a uber
you grabbed her arm and dragged her out
you got called a uber before you could speak cohen grabs your phone
you: wtf
cohen: let me explain he hunged up in your uber
you: there's nun to explain go take care of your baby
cohen: but i was single at the time
you: cohen you have a baby to take care of
cohen: and i didnt fuck her
you: how is she pregnant with your baby
cohen: it's not mines she only said that cuz she think you would brake up with me and she didn't fuck mike
cohen: she is obsessed with me i don't want a slut and i don't want her so get tf up stairs
you: i'm going home
cohen: no your not go upstairs
you: n-
cohen: if i tell you one more time watch what will happen
you rolled your eyes and went back up stairs
5 hours later
you was still mad cohen was sleep lisa apologize to mike and they are sleep you got up and went to the bathroom
and went live
hi guys
derektrendz:why you still awake
user1: where is cohen
derek shut up and come over with zani vallyk
derektrendz: they probably sleep you see was time it is
zani and vallyk are in the live dumb ass you say laughing
vallykpena: i'm the live dumb ass
zani.z: same here
vallykpena: i don't wanna go make a gc
ard bye y'all
you used the bathroom and went back in the room cohen was sitting there
cohen: who was you talking to he say rubbing his eyes
you: live
cohen: this late
you: it's only like 3 am
cohen: go to sleep
you: no i'm ready make a gc
cohen: with?
you: vallyk,kobe,mike,zani,derek
cohen: and me
you: we in the same room you say rolling your eyes
cohen laid back down you got in top of him
you: are you still sleepy
cohen: mmm
you: hello?
cohen: yesss
you: wake up you say trying to open his eyes with your finger
cohen: leave me alone
you: no wake up
cohen: fine he opened his eyes
cohen: get off me
you: sorry i can't
cohen: if you don't make the gc
you: i'm not making it vallyk is
your phone started ring you had to move to get phone you reach over and joined the call
derek: hi ugly
you: hi musty
derek: i'm not musty he say rolling his eyes
vallyk: shut up
zani: bitch plzzz
kobe: where is my brother
you: under me
derek: ewww get off of his-
mike: shut up derek
derek: man where was you we been ringing your dumb ass
mike: just got done fucking damn
you: oop
lisa: shut the hell up we didn't even fuck she slapped mike on the back of his neck
mike: ouch
you: skejejje
derek: damn that must had hurted he say laughing
cohen: damn she hit hard
kobe: he died
zani: right she say laughing
mike: why you do that
lisa: for saying false information
mike: mmm i get my slap back
you: i thought kobe was chris breezy nvm
kobe: when i don't hit girls
you: yah sure you moved again
cohen: stop moving
you: sorry
zani: just get off him
you: shut up ugly bitch
zani: plzzz
you: we can fight when i get back home
zani: i will win
vallyk: ooo i'm coming
derek added jiggy to the call
you: why tf you add that ugly bitch
jiggy: i'm not ugly you are
you: you sure
jiggy: 100 percent
derek: damn he say laughing then everyone started to laugh you slapped cohen for laughing
cohen: ouch
mike: now your dumb ass just got slapped
derek: 😭😭
vallyk: y'all annoying i swear
you: you are too
derek: don't talk to my man like that he slapping the camera
you: bitch your my man that's my brother you say rolling your eyes
derek: we can fight to
you: sure idc weak bitch
derek: plzz say the girl who can't pick up a gallon of water
you: 5 gallons correct
derek: what's the difference
you: that's like 10 pounds dumb fuck
vallyk: stop fussing over gallons of water
you: not you sticking up for derek
vallyk:. when
you: shut up
you hunged up and threw your phone in the couch near the bathroom door
cohen: why you throw your phone it could've broke
you: but it didn't
cohen: i told you to stop moving
you: i'm trying to get comfortable
cohen: do you wanna fuck
you: no
cohen: then i think not
you: actually yah
cohen: bet
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