Our Love is Doomsday (Pico x Boyfriend)

Chapter Eighteen

"Pico! Your wig is lopsided you moron!" I yelled.

"Don't call me a moron when you could've just blown our cover!" Pico bonked my head.

I groan in agony.

"Hey- Maybe we could use our inside voices that would be... Just peachy." Mom lifted up her hand doing the ok hand gesture.

"Maybe you could take your own damn advice! Especially since what happened earlier!" Pico started shaking the table vigorously.

"Woah- Calm down Pic-" I cover my mouth.

"What are our roles exactly?" I asked mom.

"I'm your wife. So it shouldn't be that hard to assume everyone's role." Mom replied.

"Calm down daughter..." I started sweating nervously.

|Ex-Girlfriend POV|

"PIIICAM!" I heard someone shout from the other table.

Looked like the family were arguing about something.

"What did I tell you about starring?" Kaleb asked.

"Sorry- I can't help it. Y'know when people far away are talking so you try and look at their lips to see what their possibly talking about?"
I ask him.

"Oooh maybe I could possibly translate for you." He seemed to be a little bit more excited.

Kaleb clears his throat.

"PICAM! Will never be your boyfriend young Capellini. I imagine that's what the dad is saying then the daughter is like-" Kaleb takes a breath.

"I hate you dad! You're such a goddamn idiotttttttt! Then the Mom's all like..." Kaleb takes another breath.

"Picam is such a bad influence on you. You can find someone better. And I'm your mother so you must respect what I say!" Kaleb started mimicking the Mom.

"Bravo. I guess." I clapped.

"Thank you. Thank you." He took a bow.

"....No encore?" He giggled.

"I wish I had a tomato." I said.

"Easy there I said encore!" He blushed.

"Anyway- Isn't Capellini a pasta?" I started looking through the menu.

"Yep! Ironically it's what I want as well." He replied.

"Speaking of what we want to order where is our waiter!" Kaleb yelled.

A woman with black hair and black eyes walks up towards us.

"Oh why hello there... Brittney." Kaleb said aloud reading her name badge.

"You don't see me reading your name badge- Pirate eyepatch!" Brittney yelled.

Even though I just met Kaleb I felt incredibly attached already. And I'd be damned if I let a lowlife waitress bully him.

"Hey... Brittney maybe just take our orders so you can tipped tonight. Besides we're celebrities and I know you need the income in order to pay your apartment building's rent this month." I started fanning myself.

She were completely quiet like her mouth had been completely zipped shut. I look over to Kaleb to notice how impressed he looked.

"What would you like to order...." Brittney sighed.

"Fried calamari." I answered.

"Capellini." Kaleb said.

"Is that all?" Brittney asked.