Alvin is killing Levi softly

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(3rd person POV)

It was another NORMAL day at Hisoka elementary.

Mr. Hisoka was teaching the properties of bungee gum in science class 4m. Principal Mori was with Elise. Ms. Isabella was teaching about demons and meat in language arts class 4I. Mr. Sangwoo was teaching about how to torcher people in history class 4o. Janitor Yoonbum was sweeping the floor with his ankles. Ms. Akiko Yosano was doing.... nurse stuff(😏.) And ms/mr/(pronoun) (y/n) (yes you(Sebastian bails) is in here 🙄) was teaching math.

Levi pounces onto yoonbum like a dog breaking his ankles even more. "Owie :( what was that for you half pint bitch?" Yoonbum cries in pain while eating abortions. "LMAO YOURE A LOSER YOUR A JANITOR CLEAN UP AFTER MY CACA AND PISS!!!!" Levi says pissing and pooping on the floor and on yoonbum.

"Also I'm not a half pint bitch." Levi states.

"What are you gonna do? Tell your mom?" Yoonbum says in a deep voice.
"Oh yeah, she's dead."

"What the fuck is going on here?!" Principal Mori screeches very loudly. So loud🤤. So loud that Sangwoo's dead mom heard him from the heavens and sangwoo's ashes came alive.

"Detention now

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"Detention now. Janitor yoonbum, meet me in my office 😏." Principal Mori states.

Levi stomps over to the detention room and yoonbum goes to mori's office....😏.

Mori eats Levi's caca and slurps up his piss like a fucking vacuum or some shit. Levi glances back to look at Mori with a mad glare hoping he would see it but instead he's sees Mori eating his caca and licking his piss off the floor like a cat.

Tf. Levi thinks.

Levi Engages eye contact with Mori. Mori panics and runs away to his office.

In the detention room he sees a pig in a red dress (girl in red?) and a squirrel

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In the detention room he sees a pig in a red dress (girl in red?) and a squirrel.

"Ayo hairy booty cheeks!" Levi calls. Getting no answer.

"Squirrel!"

"I'm not a fucking squirrel I'm a chipmunk 😐" The chipmunk states."

"I'll call you hairy ass cheeks if you don't give me your fucking name."

"Alvin. Hby?" Alvin blushes thinking. Hes kinda cute. NO! What am I think—..🤔😏

"The names Levi g." Levi states.

"Am I a ghost or something discharge stain?😐" the pig states.

"Ok what's your name colossal titan looking ass.?"

"Peppa... and bitch- ATLEAST I DONT LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MOFO ASS YOONBUM AND MORI'S CHILD!!"

Levi scoffs offended. But I am mori and yoonbum's child...

Levi throws a chair at peppa offended and peppa starts rapping and beat boxing.

She raps so boldly.

Wait one fucking period poo minute... Levi thinks.

"Who are your parents?" Levi asks peppa.

"Nikki Minaj and Vector." Peppa says boldly.

Damnnnnnnnnnnn. Alvin thinks.

"Wanna-"

Mr. Hisoka slams the door open. He smirks at the sight of 3 12 year olds.

"What do you want ugly clown looking ass." Peppa asks b o l d l y. Take note Peppa is very powerful and is very bold, she is everywhere and everything, she raps almost as good as da Nikki Minaj in fact, she raps every sentence.

"Uh yeah. Ayo. Whatcha tryna ask teach? Wanna go for he beach? Or have a little fun killing a leech? Uh yeah, check it. Uh yeah." Peppa raps.

"Detention is over go home my precious unripe fruits."

Hisoka is like that gym teacher everybody feels not very comfy around.

Peppa walks out boldly and swaggy rapping super bass. Levi runs out like a hungry starved rat. Alvin walks out normally like the basic bitch he is.

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Hey it's me author Chan 🤭 this is the new book I'll be working on. Get ready to cry in the next chapter.

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