"Dude. Do you mind if I open the Necronomicon?" ... "Yeah, sure, go for it." *screaming ensues*
"What's a flumph? And can I please have one?"
"Whom the fuck told you you could get possessed."
"You are now walking out into open air. There is nothing supporting you. You are just walking in midair. Who the hell are you?" ... "I'm gay."
"What's your armor class?" ... "Dead." ... "What?"
"Wait a sec, how many hit points do you have?" ... "I dunno. Like, twelve?" ... "Congratulations. you were just killed by tiny rats. We haven't even been playing for five minutes. OKAY. Time to roll new characters!
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D&D (slightly cursed) quotes
AdventureJust some stuff that's been said during D&D campaigns. Yes, I stole the idea from SlytherclawHPnerd. Go check them out.
