Waking up to the sound of the Jurassic park theme tune, s/t sat bolt upright in bed, not a single emotion crossing his face as he realised it was Saturday, Thank science for that.
Turning on his phone, he looked at the comments of his latest video.
Someone had commented saying'Omg s/t you're so handsome!!! What's your only fans? I want to donate'
Unsure of what to say, s/t said he did not have one but thank you.
However this comment had done something to him. Something awoke. His untamed spirit of sexiness had risen in him and was now restless.
He thought long and hard, thinking deeply until it was time to make pot noodles.By mid day his mind was made, he would make an only fans account.
Hours later, it was up and he was ready, but he had nothing to post.
"Oh isotopes. I have nothing to post." He said in a monotone voice.Sitting back down s/t scrolled through endless memes on reddit, never betraying a hint of joy on his face.
The biology disses made him nod in approval, and the physics disses made him sad. He liked chemistry and physics. Equations were his favourite method of causing minor agitation in his classes.
At the end of the day, he made more pot noodles and went to bed, laying down rather rigidly.
Deciding to sleep, he closed his eyes and refused to open them for 9 hours. That was sleep.
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My Sexy science teacher: a tale of privacy and scandal
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