Bille eilish

pranks

Y/n's POV 

"Hey guys! welcome b and y/i (your initials) squadddd, alright so billie is at the market getting some food and snack for us, she left like 1- minutes ago so she should be here at any moment today i will be pranking billie, I'm am going to be doing the 'I don't wanna kiss you' prank, it's that's time of the month for her so i kinda feel bad but a bitch gotta do what she gotta do." 

A few min later
"ok so billie's car just pulled up so imma set you guys down on the tv" *don't worry it's hidden behind plants*  as soon as i set the camera  i hear keys fiddling with the lock so i ran onto the couch and acted like i was on my phone
" hey mamas" billie says walking towards me with her arms out " hi bil" i say,  standing up and hugging her, we stay there for a few minutes until i break the hug and sit back down

When i sit down i grab my phone and go through instagram to make it seem like im accupied "baby aren't you missing something" billie says, while pouting and pointing to her lips i put my hand on my chin to make it seem like i'm thinking really hard, "hmmm no, not that i recall" i say looking back at her "bruh come onnn you know that every time i come through the door you always give me a kiss" she paused sitting down next to me  "so kiss me" she finished pouting aww my little baby, i would kiss her but nope! i have to do the prank  " baby i don't wanna kiss you" when i said this, she put on her R.B.F (resting bitch face) i tried so hard not to laugh "bro its just one peck" she said running a hand through her hair "why don't you wanna kiss me huh? did i do something, or did YOU do something?" she said now trying to keep her tears at bay

After i saw my baby crying i knew i had gone to far, billie has NEVER cried over something so small "aww baby i was just kidding, it's a prank" i said hugging her again "really? you sure i didn't do anything wrong?" she said breaking the hug and holding my face after i shook my head no, she crashed her lips on mine and put her hand on my hips moving me closer, i put my arms around her neck and kisser her back passionally unitl i remembered the camera was on "mm wait baby, i have to do the outro" i said pulling back and going to the camera "ok guys i hope you enjoyed this video, make sure you like, subscribe and hit the bell, also leave so prank ideas in the comments (pls do) and i will see you guys next time, byeeee"


Soooo this is my first billie eilish book, if yall have any can you guys leave some ideas in the comments or you can dm me some. Thank you! bye

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(I didn't proof read none of this so sorry for typos)