Battle for Earth

Malikai fights Smarty

Smarty then kicks Malikai off of him amd punches him square in the face.

Smarty- I taught ya good Yakuza moves and this is the thanks I get ?! Being called crazy to my face ?!

Malikai bites Smarty's arm*

Smarty yells and elbows him in the face. Entity and Nui watched. Entity looked worried while Nui looked amused.

Nui- This is new. I kinda like it.

Malikai kicks Smarty on the groin*

Smarty yells and kicks him in the groin.

Smarty- Little bastard!

Malikai tackles him: You jerk!

Smarty quickly tosses him off

Pentol: Not saying anything.

Smarty- You're the cowards! Saying "Oh, we should've surrendered ouraelves to zetis. We insulted them!" What a bunch of pussies you are!

Tops: Um guys?

Smarty- Not now, Tops! I'm trying to kick your brother's ass!

Tops: But I was trying to-

Malikai pins Smarty to the floor*

Smarty kicks him off and punches him in the eye

Malikai is angry and kicks him on the leg*

Malikai: If EnEmE wants you then I say we give him you!

Smarty- He wants all of us, asshole! (Slaps him) You selfish, cold hearted, inconsiderate BASTARD !!

Malikai: TAKE. THAT. BACK! *bites his arm again*

Smarty yells and breaks Malikai's own arm.

Smarty- Let's see how you like having a broken arm!

Malikai: In that case. *as his chaos heart glows and he used his magic hand to punch Smarty to the wall*

Nui- I wish we had some popcorn ! This is going great !

Smarty- You want me to break your leg next?!

Smarty stomps on his leg and breaks his leg.

Malikai: THAT'S IT! *as he used his big magic hands to grab Smarty tight* I will squeeze you to death!

Valentino came in*

Then , red smoke traps the two and pins the both of them to the wall

Malikai: Hey!

Valentino- Will you two FUCKING STOP ?! I'M SICK OF BOTH OF YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT !!!

Pentol: Oh boy.

Valentino- YOU TWO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM!! ACT LIKE IT! (Points at Smarty) YOU NEED TO STOP JUMPING INTO CONCLUSIONS BY ATTACKING AMD BREAKING PEOPLE'S LIMBS BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MATURE ONE OF THE GANG!! GET YOUR SORRY ASS AND GET YOUR PATHETIC TEAM TO HELP YOU! THEY JUST SIT AND DO NOTHING WHILE WATCHING YOU FIGHT !

Tops: GUYS!

Tigs: Not now Tops!

Teresa- Tops, let Valentino finish talking.

Tops looks at her and sighs in annoyance.

Valentino- (To Malikai) YOU ARE A SELFISH , INCONSIDERATE , RUTHLESS EXCUSE OF A YAKUZA ! DON'T BLAME SMARTY FOR ALL THE WRONG PARTS IN YOUR LIFE !!

Malikai: Hmph!

Valentino- It's true! You and your pessimistic bullshit isn't helping at all! Smarty was right about you being a selfish coward! Because you are one! An irresponsible selfish coward!

Ludel: Oh dear.

Jason: He's going to roast us now?

Valentino looks at the Yakuza Weaselings.

Valentino- You all ain't better! I heard how all acted like nothing but a bunch of CRYBABIES! You guys maybe of help but YOU FREAKING OUT, YOU'RE NO YAKUZA , YOU'RE COWARDLY BABIES !!

Tigs: Oh...

Tops: Um guys?

Ludel: Not now Tops!

Valentino- You all are nothing but a bunch of cowardly pussies ! Even your own girlfriends are braver than you!

Tops: UM GUYS!?!?

All: WHAT?!

Tops: Enough with the roasting! Savy's gone you dummies!

Smarty- What?!

Smarty looks around.

Teresa slaps Tops' head.

Teresa- Learn some respect to people who are older than you