I sit on the edge of a sink all day wonder who will use me next. Will it be Jimmy John cleaning his subs? Will it be Papa John scrubbing the grease off his pepperonis? Who knows! Only time will tell.
Along comes a man with a worried face and that's when I start to worry. He drops a pan in the sink and that's when I see, the pan that was used to make eggs long long ago.
He picks me up and squirts some dish soap on my rough green side then scrubs away. He scrubs hard to try and get the leftover eggs bits but it just doesn't work. He tosses me out the window and outside where a weird batman guy swoops out of the air to pick me up.
"You will be so useful," he say and flys away with his bat wing things. We fly and fly and fly, all day, all night until we reach a bat cave filled with birdies!
One picks me up and starts to scrub the cave wall, the rest of them sing a merry tune while I'm being ripped to shreds on the jagged cave walls. Once the cave is all squeaky clean and I am one ripped up little thing they throw me outside in the winter cold.
I am left outside for years and decades and centuries and millennials, during that time I sleep. In my dreams, I am an all mighty sponge that rules the world. I was elected as sponge-president By telling the sponge world that I will serve justice for the misused sponges.
I told them that I'd put a magic spell on all sponges so that if a human ever touches them, they'll get shocked and electrocuted, then zap into a sponge so that the see how tough it is to be a sponge.
After 26478653794847.9973616 sponge years of slumber I am dug up by some weird looking human things. They immediately yell something inaudible then takes me to their leader. She inspects me then gets up and sets me down in her chair. She puts a tiny crown on me and at that time, I realized that my dreams have come true. I have become the all mighty sponge leader.
