CHAPPER: 2 My SEXY BAND IS GOING ON A TOUR WITH MY BOSS ROOMMATE AM?

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"hey you're goin on tour with us" said harry.

no way!!

that was crazy!!

i am biggest fan!

"harry i made you MUFFINS" said niall but that was SOOOO not what we were talking about!!

"first we haves to get you a DRESS for the big coming on tour dance! And everyone's invited!!" said Liam to me.

"A DRESS?" i sputtered like a dying putt-putt

but i was fat and have anorexica and Low self-estem :(

ActuLy " " NiLe said. U would maybe Look better withoUT the dress? ;)

SuddenLy I was NAKES and One D was Like all up ons hahaha.

They were making out with each other and I got to watch them Kiss and touch the butts and touch my butts and they Licked me the best because I was the prettiest and was way prettier than AMY at school who's going out with nathan

fuck you nathan

pLs come back to me :.(

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