COMPLETE NON-SENSE (EXO VERSION)

Chapter 4

Chanyeol hid into the closet and just after he was inside, the girls rushed into Baekhyun and Chanyeol's room. Stephanie was asking Baekhyun, "Where on the living earth is Chanyeol RIGHT NOW?!?!" While Stephanie was trying to get that frickin answer out of Baekhyun, Charmaine was flipping through everything in the room thinking that Chanyeol might be hiding in there. Baekhyun thought, 'Should I save my brother or should I tell Charmaine and Stephanie before they rip up our house?' Suddenly, there was a loud "roar" that woke everyone up. Well, Charmaine and Stephanie couldn't hold it anymore so they bursted out. The other 10 EXO members came running to Chanyeol and Baekhyun's room to see what happened. What they saw was two young ladies looking like angry monsters. Two girls yelled out, "YA! Park-Chanyeol!!!!" Baekhyun was in the room, lying on his bed and texting Taeyeon and taking selfies.

Charmaine and Stephanie called out to all 12 members to gather in the living room. Charmaine and Stephanie said, "Xiumin! Luhan! Kris! Suho! Lay! Baekhyun! Chen! Chanyeol! D.O.! Tao! Kai! Sehun! Come to the living room!!!!! Because of your LOVELY brother, Chanyeol, all of you 12 people have to buy the two of us something we like. NOW!!!!" So the EXO members came out except for Chanyeol because he was afraid and embarrassed. So Suho went to get him, 1 min later, Sehun found him in the closet and pulled him out. When Chanyeol saw the two girls red and angry face, he looked down and whispered to Baekhyun, "What is going on?" Baekhyun just told him,"Shut up!~" The girls finally talked, Stephanie announced that, "From now on, you all have to learn how to knock the door. So, as what I mentioned before, we are now your manager, and we are here to manage your schedule. We won't make you stressed out, but we ask for simple respect. Do you understand that?" "Right..." "So... Now go buy us something that we like! Whoever buys it first won't have to do chores for 1 whole month!"

Charmaine and Stephanie was expecting that all the EXO members would dash out of the door at the same time, but what they were doing made Stephanie so mad, so she yelled, " Xiumin! Stop drinking coffee! You can't go to sleep tonight! And go buy the things right now! Oh My God! Luhan and Sehun! I know you guys love each other very much, but quit talking about the flavors of bubble tea! Kris! Stop drawing! I know you are the Picasso in this group but move it! Go buy the items that Charmaine and I want! And what on the living earth are you drawing?! Suho! I know that you are trying to help us, but can you stop blabbering to your teammates and get out of the house to buy what we want?! Lay! Hey Lay! LAY!!! Stop J.P.G.ing! MOVE IT!! Baekhyun, Chen, and Chanyeol! Stop talking! Go! Go! Go! D.O.! What are you reading?! A cooking book?! Seriously, we just finished dinner like a hour ago! Tao! Stop bragging about yourself to your brothers! What are you trying to tell them?! I can't even understand! Kai!!! Stop dancing! Your waist just got better! Do you want to stay at home lying down doing nothing for another day?! Sehun! I told you to stop talking about bubble tea! AH!!!!!OH MY GOD!! PEOPLE JUST LISTEN TO ME!! THE LAST ONE TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE HAS TO DO ALL THE CHORES FOR 1 WEEK AND WHOEVER BUYS THE ITEM LAST DOES THE CHORES TOGETHER!!! NOW GO!! Oh wait! Chen and Kai! Both of you two stay in the house! Both of you guys are sick! Where are you going?! Oh nevermind, you guys were just trying to get a drink. Okay I see." "Steph, it's 12 A.M. right now so you should stop using your dolphin's voice," said Charmaine.