BIDEN POV
i walk into the white house looking for donald trump. he's currently the president and let me tell u he is a fine ass man and that ass damn he thick. i see him but what throw me off is he's kissing a girl? i thought he liked men! I'll make him fall for me tho. i start approaching them and they break apart.
"hey donald!" he looks at me like i have 2 heads
"um sorry but do i know u?" well no u don't but u will soon
"I'm running for president. I thought i would meet with who i am competing against." he looks angered for some reason but still hot
"okay and what do u want now?" he looks very confused wich is understandable
I have no clue why i did qhat i did but all i know is that my lips are on his lips right now. he tastes like cheetos wich kinda throws me off. i pull back and watch him stare at me with wide eyes and a confused look
"wh- why.. i- i thought u we're competing against me why did u kiss me?"
"well ur hot and i imagined u like guys"
"um okay bye"
"wait no donald I'm sorry. please don't leave me. without you here i am nothing. you are the love of my life. ur the sun, the flowers the food. please donald forgive me." I beg to him as he looks at me with wide eyes.. again. damn if he doesn't put those back in they'll pop out.
"okay" are u shitting me? okay? is that all he says?
"I JUST SPILLED MY FEELINGS FOR U AND ALL U SAY IS OKAY?!?!?!?!? OKAY?!??!!? YOU KNOW WHAT DONALD. WE'RE DONE. FUCK U." he stares at me blinking.. hard
"oh my fucking do u need help?"
"please if anyone needs help it's ur racist ass. can't believe i fell for ur lies." i start walking away and here him shout
"WE LITTERLY JUST MET"
the end also just wanna say i absolutely hate trump and do not support him at all. this was just for fun
