Harry's redo of his last year of school

second chapter

It's Malfoy !

Oh well maybe we'll have some fun in bed !

Wait what's that under my bed ?

OH MY SKEPHALO ! It's a snake ! It's so beatiful ! I leaned down to see it better.

" Hello beauty , do you have a name ?" I asked the black snek with some red scales.

" No I do not . You may name me if you are worthy though ." The wonderful snek answered.

" How do I prove my worth to you cutie ?" It is soooo cute!

"Oh my goodness stop complimenting me . Also bring me a fresh mice to eat ! Then you are worth of naming me !"

" Ofc beauty .I'll get one for you!" .Where do I get a mouse ? Google ? Yeah .

" Hey google!" I said to my phone .

" Yes ? How can I help you?" google Assistent asked (for those who don't know what that is it's like siri )

" Where can I find mice ? "

" Mice are often found in holes in walls . " Okay let's look for some holes.

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After catching a mouse . I layed it infrond of the snek and watched it eat it .

" So how is badboyhalo as a name ?"

" I'm a female . "

" Badgirlhalo?"

" Fine" Goodgirlhalo said . Great now I only need a second snake to call skeppy and then I can see skephalo in real life . I need to see something though .

" Fuck !"

"Language!" YES! She is perfekt .

" You are perfect bad !" I grinned .
"Do you wanna sleep in my bed with me or do you want to sleep somewhere else ? "

" I'd like to sleep on the foot of your bed . "

" Okay !" I took her and layed her on the foot of my bed. I changed into a forest green Pyjama and layed on my bed. I soon fell asleep till I heard

" POTTAH why are you sleeping on the green bed! Sleep on the red bed !" Malfoy yelled.

" Merlin Malfoy don't be a baby and sleep in the red one or would you rather sleep in the green one with me ?"

" What ?! NO?! What's gotten into you Potter ?!" Draco was red again . Did he have a crush on me or did he blush at every handsome dude?

" Then just lay in the red one . Or I'll get Bad to bite ya . I'm pretty sure she is poisenus !"

Malfoy just noticed Bad and screamed and then fainted. Oof . Should I lay him in his bed ? nah . I'll just continue sleeping .

I awoke duo to the sun shining in my face ughhh , why can't it just explode already ? Oh Malfoy is in his bed. He must have got there after he woke up at some point . Do we still have to wear a uniform ?

" Hey Malfoy !Do we still have to wear a Uniform?"

" Wha ? What do youu want ?" Malfoy asked slowly waking up ?

" Do we still have to wear a uniform ?"

" Did you not listen to McGonicall yesterday ? No we don't have to since we came back out of free will and didn't have to she tought we should also be free to chose what to wear ."