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You are a le epic meemee gamer girl. You love playing fortfight and mindcarp on ur ExBox with your boiz. One day you here about gaming competition where the prize is 1 free Pfd5. You know what you must do. Everyday you train in Souper Cash Bro Fight to be the best gamer girl ever!!11! You get good. The day cums and it is time to game. You empntrr The hotel lobby. Your chestnut brown hair is tied loosely into a messy bun, loose strands frame your pale face and icy blue eyes. You aren't pretty like The Other Girls. You don't cake on makeup and shop at Victorias Secret and also are a whore who sleeps with all the boys like Brittany Miller does. No you are different you read books and play video games. Your ideal date is watching Sherlock and eating pizza xD. That's why you arrive dressed in a shirt that says "I speak fluent sarcasm" with ur fnaf holo jacket, galaxy print leggings, and red Converse. You also have ur head phones so you can listen to super cool artists that no one else has heard of like Melanie Martinez and MCR. I would never listen to Justin Beiber or Katy Perry like other girls. I also brought a book of poetry with me so I could read when I wasn't being a cool epic gamer. I went two the gamer hall to play game. It was all BOYZ I was only GIRL!!! They all stared at me bc I was so different and unique and not like other girls. One man approached me. He was fuckin fat and stunk like cheese dipped in pee and week old jizz. He tipped his fedora at me showing a hint of his greasy balding head. "Souper Cash Bro Fight is too violent for m'lady. Perhaps a fine woman such as yourself would be better playing GirlsGoGames.com !" He smirks and bows at your feet. He extends a blubbery hand two u and say "I respect you so 1 order of coochie please ;)" you do a stab him in neck with ur cool poggers hello kitty butterfly knife. He die. " I hate men" you says n spit on hims copse. Sudden! You see man! He short king with bard on face and blonde haired. He waring blnk adadis track sute and snappedback hat. He open mouth and say in sexist swedesh "spare coochie?" You grasp bc he is handsume "Awwwoooga" you said. "It's me pewwdiepiee" he says as he gaze tender at you and cup ur face in big yaoi hand. "Brofist me daddy" you exclaims. Then u run awake bc the gaming is start now!!! You sit in ur OHAHO pink and white gaming chair and thinking about pewds while u get ready to gamed. You put on pink Razer Kraken Kitty Edition gamin headseat and wait 4 you match. You secreatly hope you play with Pewdsy bc you want to show him how u epic gamer girl and NOT LIKD HE WHORE WIFE FUCK YOU MARZIA YAPU CANT EVEN GAMER!!1!!1 you is main Peach and u match start when u haier voice in headsteat say "hello kitten" IT IS PEWDIEPIE!,, he is main Mario and have big fucking gun out ready to shot u. Butt you fast game and 420 no scoop him too faster. You heard announcing that you are WIN!! In headsteted Pewds say " gg gamer gurl ". You are have cummed because he say that. You are on stage and gets trophee and you is cry sex tears of happiness because you have WONED!!! You are gaming gamer girl quen and are epic pog champ swag!! Sudden you heared voice say "wanna come to big hotel room with me and do sexy?" IT IS PEWDS!!?! You say "ye" and he tak your hand an leds you out of gamer room. He walking u to elvator and press button for 69 floor "wow that top floor penthose!!" You exclamation! "Yes" he say and smirking at you. You and he ride up to 69 and then walk to door with hand scannor. Pewdiepie scan hands and the door open up. In big room is bed made of bed and candle with rose peatals scatter around with red LED lighting that is slightly discoloration from gamer keyboards all around rooms. "Wow this so romance!! But Pewdiepie what about wife?" You grasped. He wink at you like he haved gun to he's head and did laughter " I am divorce her when you wined the gamer competition. I phone called her and said 'we are divorcing' and she sayed 'oh no :( divorce time' so is fine now we seggs" he smorked with sex eyes at u. "Okay sound good!" You smiles at him face is handsomeness. Then he taking off clothed from his shirt. He have a sex pack!!?!??!? You are gasp and say " I lik your gamer abes Pewdiepie" he do sexy faced and saying " plwaese call me Fedex baby" he run hand down ass and grab buttcheck in big hand. Sudden we are macking out and kiss. He fuck with tonge in your month. "Oh oh oh Fewix I am yes!" You crying louder. And then you did the sex with his pensis and your Virginia and do big came! Wow! "That was ggez babey" said Pewdsypie. You are tire and slept now. "Goodnoight".