Well well well
Aren't y'all the cutest, evil babies ever?
What's your name?
Not really nice to meet you Y/N.
Jk. Jk.
Or am I? 👀
So, as the title suggests, here I'll reveal my name.
It's... it's yo boi skinny 🅱️enis. Jk.
My name is #######. I had tO censOr it fOr cOnfidential reasOns.
What does my name mean?
Well, Urban Dicktionary defines it as:
Lemme clear out some facts here.
✔️ My self-esteem is as big as my oppai. You sayin-?
(ʘᴗʘ)✔️ I don't have a big heart. Hells, I don't even have an heart. So, I keep asking huntsman sempai (😘) to keep bringing me one.
✔️ I do put myself before others.
Infact, I was the first one to get vaccinated in my realm during 'rona 2020-21.
✔️ I enjoy being myself as much as I enjoy doing myself.
✔️ The most honest, trustworthy person out there. No cap 💅
✔️ People keep saying that I have a dark side? No. I am the darkside™. 💀
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Another definition:
Look. I'mma be honest here. I strip for money, I don't strip for honey. Be a sweetheart and donate some, won'tcha?
P.S. I still haven't gotten over my first crush. He ain't alive, but still 💅
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One more definition:
Thank you, Sempai. I know you wrote this definition.
Jk. I wrote it myself.
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I get loud. My bishes tell me that too. 🥱
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I have a heart (not mine ofcourse), but idk if it's made of gold. 😔😔😔
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Can we stop talking about hearts? Please? 😤😠
Thank you. Next. 😊