basically hamilton

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dead people singing about some guy they knew: go to new york 


ham: k 

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ham: yo i heard u were a hamburrger


baldy: yo wassup


ham: i punched a bird


baldy: u fr rn


ham: dead serious man


baldy: *politely says to stfu*


baldy: ok lets go drink lmao


ham and baldy: *walk into bar*


gayens: *whispers to baguette and loud guy* damn that man is hot


baguette and loud guy: *aggressively wink at each other*


gayens: WHAT TIME IS IT


baguette, loud guy, and gayens: sh0wtimEEEEEEE


gayens: i drink a lot and i hate de popo


baguette: i am fr0nch and that's my only personality trait


loud guy: i bang horses lmao 


gayens, baguette, and loud guy: OMG IT'S BALDY WTF AUTO PLS 


baldy: no lmao


gayens: rude af


ham: yeah


gayens, baguette, and loud guy: who tf is this kid lmao


ham: i want to get shot 


gayens, baguette, and loud guy: wtf that's so relateable let's be bffs 


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angel lick a: hi


saliva: hi


eggy: ME TOO

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sea berries: ur stupid

ham: no u

sea berries: 
sea berries:
sea berries: yea ig 🚪🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 19, 2021 ⏰

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