Fizzarolli x reader oneshots! {REQUESTS OPEN}

Dating Fizz would include...

-If you don't work at Loo Loo Land, you have to visit him every day and stay there till late at night. Or, he'll let you stay with him in his room, and if anyone had a problem with it, he'd kill them.

-Be prepared for cuddles. LOTS of cuddles. After every show, he'd grab you, carry you to his bed and just start cuddling. If you wanted him to let you go, he'd just say no and keep cuddling. If you wanted food or water, he'd carry you wherever and let you take what you want. If you needed to use the restroom, he'd give you your privacy and wait outside.

-Get ready for flirting, and I mean it. He may be entertain children but he will want to entertain you. And if you felt uncomfortable with his sexual remarks, he'd stop and just give flirty compliments on how cute you are.

-If your small, like really small, he'll tease you by calling you a hobbit, gremlin, shorty, tiny, the smallest cutie in Hell and a whole lot more. No matter how many times you asked him or told him to stop, he never would and never will.

-If your self conscious about your body, face, etc., he'll shower you in compliments and love. And if anyone called you ugly or worthless, he'll kill them on the spot.

-If you were bullied, he'd kidnap them and lock them up in the Funhouse. He'd put food and water in there, but they'll have to find it. They'll slowly lose their minds and die of starvation, dehydration or suicide. OR, he'll find another way to torture them.

-He is very childish so he likes to play games when he's not onstage. He likes tag, playing with Nerf Guns, hide and seek, and his personal favorite; tickle monster. It's kind of like hide and seek and tag combined, you have to hide, he finds you and starts chasing you. If he catches you, he starts tickling you. And if you think your not ticklish, he'll find a way to tickle you, trust me.

-If you have depression or anxiety, he'll always stay by your side, ready to cuddle and hug. If he sees you crying, he'll kiss your face and tell you how amazing you are. And if you even thought of cutting yourself, he'll destroy every sharp thing in Loo Loo Land.

-He loves kissing you, especially when you kiss the heart on his forehead. You don't know why he loves it, but you just go with it. Sometimes, he'd just grab you and kiss you and it would soon turn into a make out session. If you didn't like that, he wouldn't make out with you until you were ready.

(A/n) Sorry for being dead, life has been absolute bullshit. But I have returned. Should I do a face reveal? :^