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Item #: SCP-2001
Object Class: Unknown/On debate for Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: Due to Scp-2001s apparent unawareness to his own anomalous nature, and massive contributions towards research for the Foundation, he is not specifically contained at any Foundation site or facility, however, he is to be under constant surveillance both inside and outside of the Foundation.
Additionally, according to the O5, all Foundation personnel who are aware of Scp-2001(High leveled Doctors such as Bright, Gears, Kondraki, etc, Site Founders, and the O5 council themselves) are not to discuss or mention his true anomalous nature to or around him as precaution against him(see Addendum #2001-4).
Description: SCP-2001, or "Zion Baliton" as he has named himself, appears to be an average human male of rather strong build with short black hair and silver eyes in his early twenties, medical and psychological examination has shown that despite having apparently quote "Never exercised a day in his life", Scp-2001 is absolutely perfect physical and mental health.
Scp-2001 appears to be completely immune to all forms of harm, be it physical, mental, or even biological sickness and disease, his immunity even goes so far that Scp-049 has described him as "Impossibly pure." when questioned about him while Scp-682 regarded his as "annoyingly perfect for a monkey".
As of now, Scp-2001 has yet to show any signs of aging, he has been a part of the Foundation since 4/23/85 but has not seemed to age or grow in the slightest, Scp-2001 has also shown no sign of discomfort or even awareness of this trait.
Scp-2001 has no recollection of where he came from or when exact he was born, however he does claim to be from America and also claims to have real birth parents, but research has proven the ladder claim to be assumingely false(See Addendum #2001-3).
Scp-2001 is also one of the Foundations most valued Doctors and Researchers mostly due to his anomalous effect over his fellow Scps.
Addendum #2001-1: Scp-2001 seems to have an extremely strong empathic and physical influence over several other Scps which has begun since his arrival at the Foundation, several female Scps that have been known to attack, or have a strong disdain for human kind will immediately become very compliant, well mannered, and "flirtatious" when in the presence Scp-2001 to the point where at one time, Scp-682, who at the time has just been physically rearranged(See Addendum #2001-2), became extremely violent after Scp-2001 said his goodbyes after an interview and attempted to break out of containment in order to quote:
"Have Snu-Snu."
Note: Extra guards and surveillance has been placed under all female Scp cells in order to prevent containment breach.
Addendum #2001-2: Since Scp-2001s arrival at the Foundation, several once male, agender, and/or non-binary Scps found themselves transforming into female versions of themselves after their first encounter with Scp-2001, furthermore, already female Scps such as, Scp-166, and Scp-811, have had sudden "growth spurts", with Scp-166 now being roughly around the same age as Scp-2001, and Scp-881's once disproportionately shaped body now being much...voluptuous than before as well.
Scp-2001 as expected has not shown any sign of confusion or even basic awareness of this odd spectacle, when questioned about it by fellow personnel he will simply reply with:
"They've always looked like that....right?"
Any further questioning or disapproval of this statement, or on the spectacle will immediately in result in the death of said personnel(see Addendum #2001-4).
Addendum #2001-3: Contact with Scp-2001s proclaimed Mother and Father was attempted on 5/18/12, D-56857 was brought in and told to contact the personal cell numbers given by Scp-2001 on a standard Cisco CP-7960 IP Telephone.
D-56857 contacted the Mother first and received only a automated voice saying "YOU'VE DIALED AN INCORRECT NUMVER, PLEASE CHECK NUMBER AND TRY AGAIN." before every orifice on his body, including his gums, and the the underside of his finger nails began to violently gush out a viscous black substance having the same consistency as slime and/or sludge before it enveloped his body and the subject vanished.
A second D-Class was brought in and told to contact the the Father next in the same and received the same result as well.
Any and all attempts to track the lost D-Class personnel have failed, as well as any attempts to collect the black substance before it vanishes.
Addendum #2001-4: Aside from his influential abilities and his apparent control over biological component in others, Scp-2001s most peculiar anomalous trait is him complete and udder unawareness of his true nature.
No matter what situation he is in or event he survives, he seems to be fully sure that he is an average everyday human being, so much so that researchers have speculated that he is either simply in a horribly unhealthy state of denial and/or obliviousness, or has some sort of mental block/wall that prevents him from understanding or accepting otherwise.
As mentioned before, any attempts to verbally tell Scp-2001 will result in the personnel dying in the same exact way as the D-class personnel in Addendum 2001-3.
Addendum #2001-5:
Scp-2001 seems to unknowingly produce a viscous black substance whenever he is in danger of realizing his true nature as a anomaly.
Any and all attempts to tell him the truth will result in the substance appearing all on every orifice of the target, when attempting to tell Scp-2001 via non-living means, paper notes, text messages/emails, phone calls, and even via speakers, the same result will happen.
The substance vanishes as soon as it completely envelopes the victim, however, a sample has been taken and out in a form of chrono-status for research.
According the researcher, the substance seems to have the same makeup as human blood, combine that with the fact that the foundation has no real accurate records of Scp-2001's biology or any of his medical records, it is safe to assume that the sludge might act as a form substitute his bodily fluids.
Note: Once Scp-2001 gains access to the Keter-Class subjects assigned to the S.E.B.I.C. program, an attempt to request a willing blood donation from him will be made directly by Dr. Langstrom himself, Facility Gaurds will also be stationed out of sight with heavy tranquilizers to prevent his potential death as well.
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