Hitting it Off

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A/N: SOME PROFOUND LANG

xxx-xxx-xxx: Bro Wtf why did you eat the last apple! 

Y/N:Ummm sorry I think you have the wrong number.

xxx-xxx-xxx:What! That bitch.. So who are you?

Y/N:  Attitude much and I'm not gonna tell u.

xxx-xxx-xxx:Why

Y/N:  Cause you could be a 60 year old muggle perv!

xxx-xxx-xxx: ...

Y/N: Shit.. I meant you can be an old perv. 

xxx-xxx-xxx:  Soooo your a witch.  

Y/N: Hmm the perv is assuming my gender. ..

xxx-xxx-xxx:  I AM NOT A PERV STFU!

Y/N changed xxx-xxx-xxx to Perv🤢

Perv🤢: DUDE I'M NOT A FRICKING PERV

Y/N:  Fine then who are you.

Perv🤢: Not telling

Y/N changed xxx-xxx-xxx to Perv🤢😑

Perv🤢😑:Really that emoji.

Y/N: Yuppppp!

Perv🤢😑:Ugh I have potions with fricking Snape bye bitch!

Y/N: Waiitttt Snape! You go to Hogwarts too?

Perv🤢😑: You go to Hogwarts?

Y/N:  Ummm...  Yeah I have potions but I'm ditching bye.

Perv🤢😑:Bye cutie. 

Y/N:  Gross...




A/N Hellooooooo please comment and vote.  I hope you enjoyed!

-Alexa💅


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