"I'll eat you because I love you," said Mochi Japan, inching closer and closer to Mochi Norway with an ominous glint in his dull eyes. Mochi Norway had backed himself into a corner. There was no way out now.
His life with Mochi Japan flashed before his eyes.
He met Mochi Japan so long ago, and yet it felt like yesterday when their rice bodies first touched.
Quick to form a friendship, the only logical next step was a relationship, and it was a step they took together with a smile.
It was magical.
It was surreal.
It was perfect.
But never in Mochi Norway's life did he expect his kind, gentle, and loving ricefriend to eat his entire family and then corner him with the same fate in mind.
"I'll eat you because I love you," repeated Mochi Japan with a calm smile. "Do you want that?"
"Not particularly," replied Mochi Norway. He tried to think of a way out of this, but there simply wasn't one.
"You don't want my love?" Queried Mochi Japan.
"No, I want that. I don't want to be eaten, is all."
"Why? You are meant to be consumed."
"Maybe. But it sounds like it would hurt."
Mochi Japan laughed a light, hollow laugh, like the sound of a flutist's soul exiting their body. "Not at all, dear! It doesn't hurt in the slightest."
Well, there wasn't much of a choice anyway.
"Make it quick. Please," said Mochi Norway. He looked into Mochi Japan's eyes one last time.
Mochi Japan grinned. "Of course. I eat you because I love you, after all."
"...I love you too."
Nom.
UMMMMMM Mochi NorPan shitpost I wrote a hot second ago that I felt like posting because I havent been posting and I feel bad.
So.
My deepest apologies for this horseshit.
