NejiTen Oneshots And Drabbles

I Swear I'm Not Drunk, Officer

Twenty minutes. Just twenty minutes and Neji's shift would be over. He looked at his once hot coffee and took a sip, even though he hated the beloved liquid cold. Neji was just trying to pass the last minutes of his awfully boring patrol when his little radio went on.

"Officer Hyuuga, there has been a call from Madison Street. Can you check it out… please?"

It was obvious that the last word was forced. The blonde wasn't one for kind pleasantries.

Neji picked the black box and spoke to the speaker with an internal groan. "I'm on my way Temari. What's the occasion?"

He could almost see the blonde roll her eyes. "The classic drunk that scared some innocent citizen."

Paying attention to the road, Neji flicked his light on but kept the siren silent. No need to disturb the peace of the night. "How many?"

He heard shuffling of papers before the statistic voice responded, "Only one. According to our witness, a young woman has been honking at the parked car in front of her while shouting, I quote, 'Move yar lazy ass, fuker! I'ave plazez to be!'" Temari snorted. "Have fun with that."

"You are aware that I can turn the wheel and go home, right? My shift is almost over."

"Almost, genius boy doesn't mean it's over. Now get your shit together, duty calls."

Thinking of what Temari could do with duty and everything in between, Neji took a turn and heard the loud honking before he set his sight on the car.

And what a car it was.

The old Chevrolet Truck with the brightest green to ever exist, so bright that Neji's eyes burned at the sight. There was a dent on the rear and the thick tires were coated with dry mud.

He got out of his car, adjusted his police hat and rapped at the window twice. At the sudden sound from her left, the young woman jumped and hit her head on the roof. She cursed colorfully while cradling her injured head with one hand. Unbuckling her seatbelt Tenten rolled down the window.

Shit, Tenten cursed once again, recognizing the pristine blue uniform. Cop.

Okay, this wasn't one of her proudest moments in life, the brunette decided. She might have drunk a bit more than usual but beer wasn't that alcoholic to stop her from driving home. Also, for some reason, the jackass at the front refused to fucking move and where the hell were her car keys? She just had them to open the doors and ohh.

Yep, the keys were right outside, precisely, dangling from pale fingers behind the glass.

Careful not to slur, Tenten greeted her unexpected visitor. "Good Evenin, Officer." She saluted with a charming smile. Tenten was used to use her womanly charms to get out of shitty situations. And with the impending doom, Gai could unleash upon her with the possible criminal record was enough of a motivation. "What a lovely night." She leaned forward to read the name pinned on his shirt. "Officer Hyuuga."

"May I see your papers?"

The no-nonsense-in-my-watch- tone was strangely erotic in her cotton-filled ears. A closer look and Tenten decided that yeah, the man was definitely a looker plus he was totally her type. Was his hair as soft as it looked? Tenten wanted to find out badly. Also men in uniforms. Hot.