I wake, another night in a cell, another night of drug raids. Damn these cops, they have been following me into every house I move to and raiding me for my gear. Oh well, serves me right for starting up shop.
I sit up and stretch myself out, then walking to the cell door and banging it with my fist, "hey, where's my f**king breakfast? C'mon it's gotta be time" I scream violently at the guard. If I remember rightly, he was the only guard in the station today and by the looks of him, he's probably a stupid one.
The guard swiftly - intimidated by my threatening loud voice - walks over and passes my breakfast under the door. I look hard at the plate of food which he had handed me "Oi, where's my cutlery?! You expect me to eat with my fingers, you impolite tw*t!! I do have standards, unlike you pigs" I say to him with a raised voice, tormenting him. "Oh, sorry... Erm.. I'll just get that for you" he replies, looking intimidated and embarrassed, then wandering away and coming back with a knife and spork. Stupid ass guards.
Now, all is in place.
He slowly hands me the cutlery. I think of a way to get him in my cell quietly then uttering humorously "Hey, you do know that I got more drugs on me, right?" I chuckle, in almost certainty for him to check me. "No you haven't, I checked you already" he replies slowly with a slightly suspicious tone, looking extremely intrigued. "Yes I do..! You didn't do a full cavity?" I say laughing in a very slightly manic tone. He then opens the cell door as it grinds along the floor with a horrible screech. He enters my cell and suspiciously edges toward me, then mutters slowly "C'mon then, clothes o..." I interrupt him by slamming him to the floor, using his right hand against him as he reaches it out to check me, then swiftly slicing his jugular with the plastic knife he had given me for my breakfast, blood gushing out as he mumbles and hits the floor, "You should've given me f**king stainless steel ones, I hate plastic.. I might've let you live then" I laugh pointlessly as he was already long dead.
I was finally free.
