into the multi verse (ships may not like ships)

chapter 1 a normal day in the underground

"SSSSSAAANNNSSS WAKE UP YOU LAZY BONES!" "huh?!?" i woke up to paps yelling "SANS YOUR LATE FOR WORK!" "AGAIN!!!" "Oh sorry paps" i said in my joking voice "SANS THIS IS NOT A JOKE YOU'RE STILL LATE FOR WORK!" "i-am sorry paps" "NEHHEHHE WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT ME" "nothing" i muttered "WELL YOU BEST BE ON YOUR WAY" "yeah..." paps ploops my coat on me as i slip my boots on and walk on out "STAY WARM!" paps yells as i walk further "i will" i replied paps started to wave repeatedly "BYE!" "bye paps" i walk a little further down the street so pap wouldn't see me then i teleported "AAHHH" paps appeared "h-how did you?" "PAPS GOTS HIS WAYS! NEHHENEH!" paps said "NOW SANS,I TOLD YOU TO STOP BEING LAZY!!!AND TO STOP TELEPORTING!!!" paps lectured me "MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE YOU ON JOGS WITH ME!" he lectured me some more "NEHNEHNEH I AM SO SMART!" paps said "you sure are paps" i replied "AWWW THANK YOU DEAR BROTHER!" he said with overflowing emotion "NOW WE SHOULD GO FOR THAT JOG!!!" he said feeling pumped up "uhh...yeah that" i mumbled uhh how do i get out of this i mumbled in my mind "PAPS LETS GOT GO NICE CREAM!"i yelled "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE-!!!" i cut him off "WHAT FLAVOUR DO YOU WANT?" i teleported to the nice cream stand"OOOOOoooo SANS THEY HAVE MINT MONSTER CHIP!!!" he said like a kid "BUT I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY~!" he said sadly "it's on me" i said attempting to make him happy "OHH YOUR THE BEST BRO!" he said suddenly is up mood again "one mint monster chip please." "it's the cold treat that warms your heart!" the nice cream man says as he hands me the nice cream "AWWW THANK YOU DEAR BOTHER!" i passed it to paps "WHAT A GOOD MORNING!" "oh it's twelve" "AHHH A GOOD WAY TO START THE AFTERNOON IS WITH THAT JOG YOU PROMISED!" i shriveled up on the inside trying to not let paps see i was bothered "sure..." i growled trying to find a way out of it "uh paps after that long walk to the nice cream stand i think i got a bit of an..." i made a dramatic pause so pap could get a word in "SANS NO WE'VE HAD A GOOD MORNING SO FAR DON'T!-" i cut him of again "EMPTY STOMACH!" "SAAAAANNSSS! WE DIDN'T EVEN WALK THERE! AND HORRIBLE PUN!" paps complained "awww come on paps i thought it was..." "NO!" "sansational!" i started laughing as hard as i could. "NYYHHHHH! I'M LEAVING!" paps stomped of *sigh* i better go to my post or else paps will get mad i went to my post (by teleporting of course) and sat there and took a nap "a nice nap~" i said to my self then paps arrived to check on me and that i was still there "SANS! YOU CAN't SLEEP ON THE JOB!" i looked at my watch (that i didn't have) "oh im off work now its 4:00 i can hang with you" i said to paps "OK! LETS GO FOR THAT RUN" i tried to get out of it but i couldn't.after the run "huff huff huff never again..." i mumbled "HUFF HUFF HUFF OHHH THAT WAS GREAT! HUFF HUFF LETS DO THAT AGAIN! HUFF" after he said that i teleported to the house "oh im late..." it was almost 4:40 "i was suppose to be the ten minutes ago" i teleported to the big light purple door with intricate patterns that were dark purple it wasn't much but still looked nice.i sat down it was quiet "sorry im late..." i said "i went on a jog with paps...heh!" i said kind of up beat "i hope your still here and im not talking to a door!" i said and laugh a little i hear a snicker behind the door that terns into a laugh "hi tori" i said "sans i was trying to stay mad at you a monster said i can't stay mad at someone so i tried to stay mad at you sorry" "aww its fine" i said "im just glad you didn't keep me talking to a door much longer!" tori started to laugh uncontrollably and i joined then we stoped after a while,"knock,knock!"i said "who's there?" "cows go" "cow's go who?" "no silly cows go moo!" she started howling with laughter A little later"SAAAAANNS!" PLEASE SANS COME HOME!" "paps? Sorry tori i got to go!" i ran up to pap "SANS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" he was worried it was smeared all over his face,it was 7:30 i was supposed to be back a 7:00 "uh sorry i went for a jog" "SANS IS TIME FOR BED IN HALF AN HOUR!" "yeah...ill go to bed early" "OK,HAVE A GOOD REST BRO." "thanks..." i layed in my bed looking at the roof then i drift away.