DISCLAIMER! All credits for the smut section go to user @ flickawhip on ao3 (with our editing and changing some names), it was way too weird for us to write the smut ourselves
Y/N sulked along the halls of Weatherford Christian School in a haze of fury. The one woman she loved in this life more than anything else hadn't responded to her in over 24 hours. Unacceptable.
She blindly stormed past Eric, who closely followed her on her heels. "What the hell is going on Y/N?"
"You wouldn't understand Eric, you're just a stupid breeder, now get out of my way," she growled. Eric watched as she threw her demonia boots across the tile with rage.
"No Y/N, I'm not gonna stand by and watch you do this to yourself. This girl... this... relationship... is doing you more harm than good," he cried. Y/N spun around to face him, startling him and nearly throwing him backwards into the lockers. She was short, but feisty.
"You can't tell me what's best for me, Eric," she said bitingly. The words stung. "I love this girl and I'm going to do whatever I can to get her back. Watch me."
Instead of trying to face her again, Eric sullenly watched her leave the school completely. He knew she was going to regret this, but there was nothing he could do to get in between a girl and the girl she forced to kiss her.
Y/N arrived at the public library, boombox in hand, ready to do what she had to do. Careless Whisper was queued up and ready to go. She roamed amongst the shelves in search of the love of her life, her soulmate.
Quiet footsteps could be heard from the other side of the shelf Y/N was standing behind. She knew those footsteps. Could it truly be? She rushed to see who the steps were coming from, only to be met face to face with pure heartbreak.
Anna, her love, was there in the library.
"ANNA!" She shouted, "Where the hell have you been loca?" Anna's face fell. She looked at Y/N with an unreadable expression.
"What are you doing here dyke?" She asked, her lips quivering anxiously.
"Who you calling dyke, dyke? I'm here to win you back baby," she said and seductively leaned down to press play on the boombox. It blared with the wrong track, "Shinzo wo Sasageyo". Y/N froze in shock, and dropped the boombox on the floor.
"FUCK!" She shouted as the tape fell to the ground. "This was the tape I used to masturbate to the thought of Eren's titan ramming me with his tussy! This wasn't how this was supposed to go down, but better late than never," She whispered seductively as she leaned in and placed her lips on Anna's.
Anna shoved her away and gave Y/N a hard slap to the face. Y/N's puthy throbbed. "What the hell is wrong with you?!" she yelled. "I am clearly uninterested."
With that, Anna stormed out of the library, stepping on the Shinzou Wo Sasageyo tape that fell to the ground earlier.
"You cocksucker, fake lesbian bitch!" Y/N roared. "That was my special masturbation tape!"
The entire library, which thankfully wasn't many people at that point, turned their heads at that statement. Y/N blushed in embarrassment and ran away with a limp after tripping on the boombox.
"Oh fuck I forgot my boombox." She said to herself before turning around, and remembering her grand exit she had planned for if she'd been rejected. Her instinct took over and she began to sing a song that reminded her of the power that lay deep inside her.
"My name is Regina George," she started with a growl. "And I am a massive deal," she winked at the sexy milf librarian on the word "massive", hinting at her nonexistent but enormous cock.
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Fantasies of a Little Panny
Fanfictiondedication: a lovely little girl living in a lovely little panny one shots??? kinda but not rlly bc there is a plot