Moon: WhErE's KinKaJoU? *gets call*
Killer: *talks from phone* WhO iS dIs?
Moon: ThIs Is MoOnWaTcHeR, hOw CaN i HeLp YoU?
Killer: We HaVe YoUr LiTtLe SeAwInG.
Moon: ........yOu HaVe TuRtLe?
Killer:
Killer: ShE wOn'T eAt FiSh, So NoW wE aRe ThInKiNG sHe'S a RaInWiNg.
Moon: *hears fighting in the backround*
Moon: Oh No! YoU hAvE kInKaJoU!
Moon: *is about to hang up* gOd BlEsS yOu!
Moon: *hangs up*
Narrator: *I'm thinking this is starting to be more of a "This Is What Happens If You Make Da WoF Characters Have Funny Situations".
Moon: *nods head* I tHiNk DaT's RiGhT.
YOU ARE READING
~ThIs Is WhY yOu DoN'T aSk WoF cHaRaCtErS fOr AdViCe~
HumorTsunami: So uR aSkInG mE FoR aDvIcE nOw... Clay: DoN't! Sunny: NoOoOoOoO! Starflight: WhYyYyYyYy! Glory: It'S nO bEtTeR tHaN sCaRlEt'S bEauTy AfTeR i WaS dOnE wItH hEr! DoDs: *not including Tsunami* OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo! And of course EVERYBODY...
